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noiz tries to fuck a pizza right out of the oven but its too hot and his dick gets burnt
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1) Sexuality? ~I don’t know2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? ~Pj Liguori?3) Siblings? ~I have one on my mom’s side, one full brother; on my dad’s side i have two sisters and one brother, and i don’t know how many else4) What do you think about most? ~lately, what i want to do with my future5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? ~i do not have a phone, so my last skype message from someone was 'i hope things get better for you'6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? ~with7) What’s your strangest talent? ~i can make the clover thing with my tongue and i can make my eyes wobble or whatever it is8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence) ~Girls: are pretty rad, and i’m friends with most of the ones i know.~Boys: the ones i know are slightly annoying, but mostly gr89) Ever had a poem or song written about you? ~nope10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? ~last time i listened through american idiot11) Do you have any strange phobias? ~not really12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? ~nope13) What’s your religion? ~i don’t have one anymore14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? ~reading/swinging15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? ~behind16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? ~this question’s haaardmaybe mcr/green day?
17) What was the last lie you told? ~’yeah im okay’ (lame i know)18) Do you believe in karma?~not particularly 19) What does your URL mean? ~either im frustrated somewhat or not-stable mentally idk it’s been a while since i changed it and i like it20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? ~weakness: i’m extremely indecisive~strength: i learn things pretty quickly21) Who is your celebrity crush? ~i don’t really have one tbh
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?~nope23) How do you vent your anger? ~wait it out until i become anxious and/or sad24) Do you have a collection of anything? ~probably yarn/crafting supplies25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? ~video chatting26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become? ~lately no27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? ~we use to have these planner things in school and the front was textured and i hated it and kids would scratch it and gOD did i hate it~as for love i really like the sound of rain and footsteps28) What’s your biggest “what if”? ~either ‘what if i actually do change my name’ or ‘what if i have to see my dad again’29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? ~ghosts not so much. aliens i do believe could exist30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. ~right: a wall, left: can of mountain dew
31) Smell the air. What do you smell? ~air freshener my mom has like apple cinnamon or something and im totally laughing because cinnamon32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to? ~i dont go anywhere so i dont think i have an answer to this question33) Choose East Coast or West Coast? ~east coast34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? ~patrick stump’s pretty adorable35) To you, what is the meaning of life? ~to learn and experience as much as you can while you can36) Define Art. ~the physical representation of imagination idk37) Do you believe in luck? ~yeah38) What’s the weather like right now? ~snow. why.39) What time is it? ~1 pm40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? ~ive parked a car like 5 times41) What was the last book you read? ~either ‘brisingr’ or ‘great expectations’42) Do you like the smell of gasoline? ~ye43) Do you have any nicknames? ~b, bean,bri, breezie44) What was the last movie you saw? ~’what.’ if that counts as a movie45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? ~i have a bike wreck when i was eight and i didn’t break any bones but i fell off the seat and hit the bar and i’ll let you imagine how badly that hurt46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? ~yep47) Do you have any obsessions right now? ~dmmd48) What’s your sexual orientation? ~idk (wasn’t this question 1)49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? ~not that i know of50) Do you believe in magic? ~no51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? ~yeah52) What is your astrological sign? ~leo, but i act more like a virgo53) Do you save money or spend it? ~save54) What’s the last thing you purchased? ~an embroidery hoop so i can finish my survey corps logo55) Love or lust? ~i dont really think either is better because im not at a point in my life where i want to worry about either56) In a relationship? ~^ i say as i am dating a person lolol57) How many relationships have you had? ~two58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? ~nope59) Where were you yesterday? ~home (sadly)60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? ~my pants61) Are you wearing socks right now? ~yes. they are purple62) What’s your favorite animal? ~jellyfish are pretty cool and so are dragonflies but idk if you would consider a bug an animal63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? ~i do not. but i can tell when someone does like me64) Where is your best friend? ~30 minutes away from me66) What is your heritage? ~german/irish/scottish idk67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? ~shutting up and going to bed70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? ~no lolol71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? ~ideally, call a coworker and get them to cover for me and say it’s a family emergency, but i would probably stand there for a while thinking about what to do until someone comes along and saves the dog and i feel horrible the rest of my life72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? ~a: no~b: travel/explore/learn/meet people~c: i’d be afraid of dying, yeah73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love. ~trust in me or someone else? ideally neither because i couldn’t love someone i can’t trust. but if someone loved me yet didn’t trust me that’d suck74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? ~ponponpon, top of the world - imagine dragons, dramatique, showtime (imp strife mix)75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? ~no phone76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? ~being clear on what both people want out of it77) How can I win your heart? ~listen to music with me, watch movies with me, tell me what you’re thinking78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? ~yeah, but not the kind of creative you want (ex. dhmis)79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? ~saying yes to a third-grade kenna inviting me over to draw comics80) What size shoes do you wear? ~9 in womens, six in mens81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?~i’d want to be cremated, and something to do with stars 82) What is your favorite word? ~free83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. ~elementary school, when you would make the little valentine’s day cards84) What is a saying you say a lot? ~’im out’ or ‘great minds think alike’85) What’s the last song you listened to?~american trash - innerpartysystem 86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors? ~blue, turquoise, yellow, lime green, white87) What is your current desktop picture? ~ a picture of my niece88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? ~me89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ~this one90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? ~i’d cry silently because i’d think it was one of those ‘if you do anything you die’ situations91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? ~flying probs or the ability to use the rest of my brains92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? ~the time i went to a football game and didn’t go home upset lolol93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? ~any experiences involving my dad post-getting kicked out of the house94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? ~ugh idk95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? ~im gonna be a lame-o and say somewhere i can see the sky for clouds/stars and still be in the city96) Do you have any relatives in jail? ~one i know of, a few that should be97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? ~nope98) Ever been on a plane? ~when i went to texas *puts on cowboy hat*99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?~why are you so mean to each other this was not the universe’s intention
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