[ Fashion Police ] ( hi griss my good """friend""" griss )
While there was a non-zero chance of seeing him, Celica is still surprised to see the nigh shirtless man near the refreshments. His barely there shirt has the queen clicking her tongue—leave it to Griss to blithely ignore conventions such as public decency.
"By the Mother. Even for this occasion, you decided not to dress yourself? Though... I suppose you should be the last one I would expect to be setting good examples."
For a moment, Celica's eyes flick from side to side; scanning every nearby server, silently seeking out one of those accursed rats she may have missed. He wouldn't get the jump on her this time.
"...Anyway." Gaze turns back to him, "You seem uncharacteristically docile. Nothing here grabs your interest, I take it?"
He knows the sound of disapproval anywhere, and he loves it. Glancing up from where he’d been picking at (desiccating, really) a fruit tart on a napkin, Griss finds that it’s his favorite priestess who’s come to chide him and his lips peel back in a lopsided grin. It was almost like she liked it as much as he did!
”What do you mean I haven’t dressed myself?” He steps back from the table to open up his arms and present to her the netted shirt that hardly covers much of anything, but certainly more than his usual attire - which is no shirt at all - and the tattered coat that looks, intentionally or not, a size or two too big. He looks down at himself like he doesn’t know what she could possibly mean, and when he raises his head, it’s with a nearly-believable pout.
”I got all the right stuff on! And besides, I made it all. How’d you get everyone callin’ you ‘Caring Princess’ when you’re so judgy all the time.”
He lets his arms fall back to his sides, and with it the facade of hurt as he gives Celly’s own attire a once-over. The saturated red fading to white calls to mind a murder victim bleeding out, and he admires especially how it looks like whoever had done the deed had hit all the major arteries to get it soaked like that.
Then he blinks back to the present reality, and lifts his attention to her face - rosy-cheeked and very much alive, unfortunately.
”What?” he smiles slyly and steps closer. “‘Surprisingly docile?’ That almost sounds like I gotta start making a scene. You want that?” And he points abruptly at the destroyed fruit tart. “‘Cause I don’t.”











