who holds the umbrella when it rains: you bc i’m the queen sorry
who is the grumpiest in the morning: i’m not grumpy in the mornings are you? huh?
who worries more when the other is sick/hurt: me IM A GRANDMA
who plays pranks on the other: not me……………
who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa: then again not me….. i’m not sooo cuddly but you know yes thats all IM OUT
who insists on creating nicknames for the other: me jkdshfa bc i can
who drools on the other when they’re asleep: ……….. me
who says ‘I love you’ first: you did