#sergeant fuse

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Jax: I mean. Nox's just standing there now.

Jax: Waiting for me, I guess.

Jax: But it's okay, I think he’s pretty much settled down.

Fuse: Settled down?

Jax: Well, he only stabbed me once.

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Patch: I have a problem.

Fuse: Kill it.

Patch: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Jax: Okay, what does A stand for?

Fuse: Arson.

Jax: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Fuse: Barson.

Indy: *laughter*

Jax: What stands for C?

Fuse: Commit arson.

Indy: Oooo.

Jax: D!

Fuse: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

Indy: *more laughter*

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Sergeant Fuse blowing a fuse because that’s just how he functions sometimes 😅 He’s a good guy, but he unfortunately has always had a short temper. He gets better at controlling it, but he’s definitely more likely to blow his top than most of the other 342nd members.

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Indy, coming off anesthesia after an injury, and unexplainably angry at Fuse: I don’t like this vod.

Patch, humoring Indy to keep him calm: I’m sorry, I don’t like him either.

Fuse: *literally just standing there*

Indy: >:(

Indy: Patch, he’s pissing me off.

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I made this after writing a silly fic about Indy getting injured and being absolutely furious with Fuse for literally no reason. Indy never said why he was mad and didn’t remember what his reason was once the meds wore off. This happens every time he’s waking up from anesthesia. Literally every time.

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Fuse: I love hearing Indy shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

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Jax: it's illegal to look better than me.

Fuse: I guess we're all going to jail then.