GWE bonus chapter: Jedi Knight companions
A mech droid, T7-01
Went rescuing planets for fun.
He flew with his friend
To adventures, no end:
A sidekick whose work’s never done.
A soldier alert dawn to dusk
May be, let’s admit it, quite brusque.
A merciless driver,
And oft sole survivor,
And duty-bound soldier? That’s Rusk.
You’re badass and sexy, Lord Scourge!
I confess I’ve developed the urge
To cure your ennui
Very amorously...
Just call me the love thaumaturge.
A Padawan pedigreed Sith
Gave quips of the wittiest pith.
She daily kicked ass
With a helping of sass
And the aid of the Jedi she’s with.
I knew you were trouble the minute we met,
At best such a charmer is hard to forget
At worst - well, you see,
Here we are, you and me,
And a bed that's not half worn-out yet.
If laughter is medicine, Doc, you're a pro
If smiles are a balm, you distribute it so
All you meet would be cured.
Half your work's the right word
And the other half's skill (this you know.)
I know that your flirting is far from exclusive,
But you offer something that's magic, elusive,
The right kind of grin
And a broad hint of sin—
Let's go render those hints more conclusive.
So there is this much I can easily say:
I am hooked. Good or bad, I can't wish that away.
Is it foolish to hope
That someday we'll elope?
Honey, somehow I'll get you to stay.