Doctor Bad Dragon: "MAYOR I AM HOME NOW AND I AM LOOKING SO HANDSOME AND ALSO MY SHIRT OPENED?"
Doctor Bad Dragon: *ripple*
Wayward Swagabond: OOH MISTER EGBERT OOH *swoon*
Wayward Swagabond: LET'S DO IT
Doctor Bad Dragon: AND I WILL LEAVE MY HAT ON
Wayward Swagabond: *gaze*
Doctor Bad Dragon: [MEANWHILE IN A 20 MILE RADIUS OF THIS EVENT]
Doctor Bad Dragon: BODICES RIPPING
Doctor Bad Dragon: MISTER EGBERT
Wayward Swagabond: STRIDERS TURNING GAY
Wayward Swagabond: MISTER EGBERT
Doctor Bad Dragon: IT WAS AMAZING
Doctor Bad Dragon: the end