And I take a reallly looong time to tell stories..

Venumbra or V | ♀ | She/her | Autistic | Aussie I wrote Gregory Despair Show

[pokemon]

Please handle Mudkip with care 🥹

[venumbra]

Therapy rn sucks

It has me crying at the dumbest shit. Any time I remotely see a scene where someone is accepted or loved or being looked after or struggling with a loss because they love(d) someone i fucking weep, dude.

I worked so hard to be put together and i feel like I am emotionally in a lot of ways, and physically I sorted almost all my sicknesses out for a whole decade. But I'm so resentful that I did it alone.

[sacred-portal]

[crabussy]

I think I'm too autistic dude just almost said "it's gonna be so horses" to my friend about something I'm excited for. NOT an adjective

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[lytefoot]

Tumblr users these days, putting up the Ides of March decorations earlier every year.

[moethh]

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[an-admiring-bog]

Since we generally agreed the other poll was too extreme on the cold side and did Not give an idea of how much people enjoy cold/heat, here’s one with the cold end just above freezing. Would you rather spend a full day running errands when the temperature is…

3° C (~37° F)

30° C (~86° F)

bald/results

Voting ended onFeb 14

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[bearotonin-international]

Jesus fucking christ this reddit shit lmao

Uuuhhhh.. Friend, you might not have noticed, but we’re a bear blog

[genuinelyfuckingmental]

[bearotonin-international]

Where are our 408,022 notes then?

[gabyluvsxena]

give us a minute, the narnia blog didn’t get there over night. this is the slow build website

[bearotonin-international]

we got nothing but time (and bears) honey

[bearotonin-international]

wow that slow build's really slow building huh

[uponfieldsofglass]

Sometimes posts don't take off, and that's just our cross to bear

[bearotonin-international]

[fuckyeah-bears]

My Bearother in Christ please make this happen

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[inhaleaaaaaaaa]

This was basically the start of episode 3 right?

[nealashitposts]

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

[nealashitposts]

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

[dancinbutterfly]

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

[patheticguy43]

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

[everyday-cutephoto]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[arachnidsgrrip]

Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

[teapartiez]

You mean THIS “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”?!????!

[homestuckhomestuckhomestuck]