#serious brainrot

[koyue]

Cross-posting my bingo card because I'm mildly more active on here (^_^)

Sometimes you find the best fics when it's 2:00 AM and you can't sleep and this RaiTomo fic is one of those (* ^ ω ^)

One-Two by rane_ne

[ray-array]

I fell for the Fakeman propaganda and i cant get up

[guppygiggles]

TW: something a bit more suggestive than i normally draw under this cut. No nudity, but. Uhh. There are teeth? I can explain your honor-

fight so dirty, but you love so sweet~

talk so pretty, but your heart’s got teeth~

[boanddonatetoblacktranspeople]

Ok So, Sora-posting

The stuff I’m seeing with Sora in Smash and Mario is activating the Brainrot hardcore because, see here...

Kingdom Hearts was envisioned as a way to rival Nintendo’s Mario, right? Based partly on Super Mario 64?

What if Nintendo HADN’T screwed themselves over isolating themselves from Square and continued to develop a crossover?...

Where would Sora and the gang have fallen? Well, where else had Square and Nintendo intersected?

That is right. I am imagining, a full-BLOWN, Super Mario RPG / Kingdom Hearts UNIVERSE. (I dunno call it ‘Kingdom Stars’ or something)

We get Keyblade Master Mario Mario. We get a colorful multiverse. We get, I dunno, Mallow and Geno as Donald and Goofy, maybe? Geno as a lil’ Replica. Merlon as Merlin. The Princesses of Heart as different Mario Universe Princesses/ Damsels.

We got Miyamoto side-eyeing Nomura like “ok be careful with our brand’ and Nomura says ‘Yoooou got it!’ and writes a 240-page series lore draft so convoluted and complex it makes the Kirby series writers hold their breath. 

Imagine if Square didn’t HAVE to compete with Nintendo and just... carried on the series they already had with Nomura’s vision.

[frank-does-stuffs]

i got bored so i drew doom as a justice tarot card lmao