#seriously hyped

[ntamain]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS A NEW SEASON QUEER EYE?????

And none of you fakes told me????

[shinriz]

To read a positive comment on my text at 4:40am is a new high

[jeonquirtle]

OMG two more weeks till BAP come here and I am bricking it. Like what do I say for the Hi Touch? What if I get trampled on for being short? What do you do when you make eye contact? What do I wear? How do I not look like a tramp? Pillow Talk? Slow Motion? I can’t...

[3mmibear]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giDYy2Wcams)

I CAN’T WAAAIIITTTTTT ;u;

[rexfromtoystory]

GAME OF THRONES COMES BACK ON TONIGHT I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!!!!!

[cmdrkitty]

I just found out how to screen shot on my phone. A whole new & terrible world has been opened up to me.

[doubledrunkduck]

ALRIGHT TORGUE HERE'S THE DEAL

YOU'RE HOSTING A BUNKERS AND BADASSES GAME AND I WANT IN. BRACE YOURSELF TO READ ABOUT MY CHARACTER CAUSE THIS SH*T IS GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD.

DESCRIPTION TIME, GO:

HE'S A HUMANOID CROCODILE WITH TOTALLY KICKASS PECS AND BICEPS AND TRICEPS, AND WHATEVER THOSE THINGS BETWEEN YOUR WRISTS AND ELBOWS ARE CALLED, SO HE CAN GET ALL UP IN THE ENEMY'S BUSINESS WITH HIS TEETH AND ARMS.

ALSO HE'S A WIZARD, WITH A BADASS BLACK HOOD AND ROBE, AND THE ROBE HAS A FLAME DECAL RUNNING UP THE HEM, BECAUSE THAT IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE HIM GO FASTER!

ALSO HE'S NOT JUST A WIZARD, HE'S ACTUALLY A FIST WIZARD, WHICH MEANS ALL OF HIS SPELLS REVOLVE AROUND PUNCHING, BASHING, SMASHING, AND OTHER SYNONYMS FOR HITTING THINGS WITH YOUR HANDS.

ALSO HE'S GOT A THING FOR PUPPIES, AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

      5. HE'S SUPER ANGRY ALL THE TIME, BUT HE'S NOT A JERK.

HIS NAME IS GORDO, AND HE WILL PUNCH THE F*CK OUT OF THE BAD GUYS WITH HIS SPELLS.

SO IF YOU WANT A KICKASS, ANGRY, CROCODILE FIST WIZARD IN YOUR CAMPAIGN, AND WHO WOULDN'T, THEN CONTACT ME ASAP BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU AS A BUNKER MASTER! THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY, YOU BADASS MOTHERF*CKER!

[chivne]