The Orange Menace
Donald Trump is consistently polling at 25% amongst Republicans…Approximately one out of four Republicans would currently vote for this man as President…Well, I guess they like him because he isn’t your typical politician. He was only handed everything to him on a silver spoon since birth, uses fake statistics and fear mongering to shore up his own position in speeches, plays dirty politics by insulting his opponents’ personal lives, and appears to only be running to satisfy an unyielding thirst for money and power…
Wait, Donald Trump isn’t a politician, he is THE stereotypical politician, or as Jon Stewart so fittingly put it, “an Internet comment come to life.”
I bet Trump graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, is trained in "gorilla" warfare, has over 300 confirmed kills, and he will continue shitting fury (ie: trying to scare people about a nonexistent immigration problem (I mean, seriously, I thought America got over its fears of being swept away in a tidal wave of Hispanics in 2009 or so?)) all over us until we’re all dead, kiddos.
Goddamnit