#seriouslyhelp

[patolabs]

guys

HES AFTER ME. JES GONNA POSSES ME.

I AINT NO NEED POTATO KNISHES I NEED SLEEP

RAHHH

[fuckoffpaul]

I seriously JUDGE Christmas for falling for p*ul so hard that she’d throw away a half a million dollars for him, but my crush literally came over tonight and flirted with me and told me he wasn’t gonna marry his gf and I was like lol cool ily. So idk maybe if I was on big bother I’d be as dumb as thanksgiving eve

[evanhansenwho-blog]

so

i made a bet with my mom that if i cleaned the entire downstairs tonight she would take me to get clothes tomorrow so here i am, 40 minutes in, sweeping, earphones blasting, and her quiet ass comes downstairs and scares the absolute living fucking shit out of me istfg i had a heart attack and a brain aneurysm at the same time so i decided i should take a tiny break bc im so wiry and hyper so im just drinking water and recovering and my heart is still pounding and then my little sid the sloth looking ass brother comes up behind me and makes me spill my water help

[paigestickingtogether]

This is Toad. Toad was born with a few extra characteristics that make him a very special boy. He was born with what we think is a congenital abdominal wall defect which has caused a fairly large hernia in his intestines. We have high hopes this is correctable through surgery. He was also born with a congenital spinal cord defect as well that left his spine equivalent to that of someone with scoliosis. As you can see, this doesn't slow 🐸 Toad 🐸 down one bit. Can you believe there is a #kittenrescue in SF that specializes in special needs kittens 6 months and under? Toad is adoptable in California! I cannot wait to finish summer up so I can dedicate more time to finding my final special needs pack member and I plan to #adoptdontshop through Saving Grace Rescue ♥️ #iminlove #helpme #adoptionrocks #dreamy #toad #iloveyou #seriouslyhelp #canihaveit (at Mission District, San Francisco)

[kctiebell]

help me pick!

i’ve been thinking of changing my url for awhile now, so help me pick! reblog this with what you think i should pick + send a :) to my ask box for a name aesthetic as a thank you! 

ravenclaver (so keep the same one)

expestopatronum

fleurdelaccvr

malfohys

pohtters

alecbitewood

thank you!

[youthdepraved]

It's the time of the week 💙❤️🏉 #newyorkgiants #seriouslyhelp

[wowsheawesome]

#HelpMe #booklovers #selfhelpgurus #seriouslyhelp

[punk-avocado]

can someone techy please help me