#seriouslymum

[absolutelymoreart-blog]

When you’re productive whilst you commute

Purple Glasses

[makebesnake]

omg

So my mum and I were making crumble and I was doing the crumble topping so you have to rub the butter into the flour. My dad walks into the kitchen, sees me doing the crumble and just says ‘Fey, think butch - be more butch’. My mum looks up and is just like ‘That’s impossible, you cannot be more butch than Fey’

[urm-i-have-no-clue]

Mum: plays rocking around the Christmas tree *silently walks downstairs* *plays merry Christmas kiss my ass* I swear it got to "you told me I was" and her inner demon rose