#seriphan

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Who did Seriphan lose his virginity to?

Well Jack gave him his first Handjob but Sarima gave him his first Oral and Vaginal sex

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Is Seriphan a virgin?

Not anymore~

He lost his virginity relatively recently actually

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TMI Thursday: What are Fel and Seriphan doing RIIIIIIGHT now?

They're doing the do.

No, actually Felanias /is/ probably at home with Tyll cuddling or something though.

And Seriphan is probably making a trip back to Silvermoon now to check in with the Reliquary as he tries to find a way to get back to his work studying the Old Gods.

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Swinger

Felanias: Yes and no. Fel and Tyll aren't sexually exclusive, just emotionally exclusive. So they sleep with other people now and again and it's no issue. But they've never done a "swap" in the sense that they get with another couple and "trade" for a night.Velamor: Nope. Vela sleeps around as they deem convenient/amusing but they don't do the formal "trade" either.Seriphan: Seri isn't even 100% sure that he's in a real relationship. They haven't but I think he'd be more interested in that than the other two.

Bonus! Me: Nope. In the context of Michael and I: I was permitted to sleep with whomever I saw fit and I'm sure I could have been convinced to try letting him do the same but I don't feel as comfortable with it as he did so maybe/possibly not. There's no formal agreement so we'd have to work it out.

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Self Torture

Felanias: Fel doesn't really need to because he gets it. But if he was away from those he does it with, he probably wouldn't very much. And then only just thinking about pretty belf boys and girls. Also Eredar.Velamor: Vela doesn't really. Sex isn't about the climax for them, it's about the sexual attention. If there's nobody to appreciate them while they do it, what's the point? As an aside, if somebody was into voyeurism and wanted to watch Vela diddle themself, they totally would. And it'd mostly be just the excitement of the situation.Seriphan: Seri is fairly sexually confused. He isn't sure whether he wants to do it with men, women, or anyone else, but he /usually/ just takes what he can get (eg. In-canon porn, listening in on other people doing the frickle frackle, seeing somebody change, whatever)

Bonus! Me: Could be anything from fics, pics, audio, art, or just plain old imagination. Odd thing though... Visual porn of actual people is /usually/ not my thing. I almost feel like I can tell /way/ too much that they're just acting and it weirds me out >>;

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Meow

The thing is, we don't really know if belfs even /have/ body hair in the same way that humans do. I've always assumed that they have a /ton/ less, but still some.

Bonus! Me: Shaved. All the way. I like partners with or without but I am 100% opposed to hair anywhere but my head.

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Seriphan's Journal Days 70-89

Day 70 Decided to dig this thing back out... So much has happened, I don't know where to begin! The first week was hell and at the end I was penniless and dying for a bite to eat. I really really thought I was going to be rat food; I wasn't a Sunreaver, and I didn't have any claim to fame that'd earn me their favor! It all seemed really hopeless. But just when I was ready to give up, a woman by the name of "Kaldrin" found me, I still say she must've been drunk to do so, but she gave me the chance I needed! I've been using her access to the Kirin Tor libraries to work on this proposal about the Light magic I know- I won't stand to be called a priest any longer! They'll see, I am a mage and I can wield my magic just like they can!

Day 85 Those bastards laughed! How dare they?! They've had it easy up here in this treasure trove of knowledge! I've learned so much here already that I could easily surpass them in a few years! But Old Lady Kaldrin says to keep my chin up; "All the best pioneers get laughed at right off!". She's great. I don't know why she's been so kind to me but I'll take everything I can get. I'm doing another seminar/proposal in three days, and I really hope my luck starts to turn up. I don't want my benefactor's patience to run thin... Funny thing though: As I'm getting deeper into my research of holy magic I keep finding reference to these ancient beings, these "Titans". It's the same name I can't stop hearing from the Reliquary and the Explorer's League and half of everyone else around here! They speak of things that sound like fairy tales: Machines that dwarf planets, men of metal and magic a thousand feet tall, and unspeakable evils that can make the dragon aspects themselves into mere puppets! I'm not saying I believe it, but it's worth looking into when I can find the time...

Day 89 Only the snooty High Elf professor walked out this time, and 4 whole Kirin Tor mages agreed to help me with funding for my work! My heart is still racing! All that's left is to gather my resources and find a good place to begin. I heard one of the dwarves from the Explorer's League talking the other day about Brann Bronzebeard and his team finding some sort of prison under a Titan City. This is all becoming far too real far too fast! I'm flipping through this book on Titans I found in the Old Lady's library. It elaborates on those ancient evils. This is some dark stuff. It would seem that the Titans faced off against these "Old Gods" during some sort of final battle for the planet! It says here that, afraid of the---- Incredible! The Titans, shapers of Azeroth, creators of countless races, were not only unable to kill all of the Old Gods, but the ones they could, they were afraid to! Oddly the book doesn't elaborate on why they were afraid, it just says something about their destruction causing the planet's destruction? Or something like that. This is incredible! Rivetting! I must know more! Perhaps I can fit this into my thesis! I doubt the Titans prayed to anything for their Light magic either! And these Old Gods seem to wield shadow magic without submitting to the scourge or demons. Astounding. Perhaps there's more to this dichotomy than meets the eye...

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Lived long enough to become the villain. Extended Edition.

Seriphan: It was all so very much like a dream. He swam in a dark ocean surrounded on every side by noises and images, far far too much information for his feeble mind to process. This must have been thousands, no- millions, no- much much too long to fathom. This must have been much too long to fathom years of information, of dreams, and endless uncompromising power. It was just technically beautiful but there was far too much for him to ever hope to analyze. He heard a scream and he felt himself hurdling a million miles an hour towards the ground. He landed and opened his eyes to see the fresh bloodied corpses of his party. FOOLS. THEY SOUGHT TO KILL A GOD. YOU WERE RIGHT TO PUNISH THEM. Truer words had not been spoken. They would ruin this chance to interact with one of the greatest beings in the cosmos. After everything, how could they still want to destroy such an /immaculate/ being?! If anything, one would want to- to... WORSHIP. Yes, worship it. Why not try to ally with such an omnipotent being? YES. YOU ARE MINE NOW. FOREVER.

Meredith: It had been 4 hours since the recovered body had been brought back to Ravenholdt and they'd broken the news to the Boss. Jack hurried everyone out of the room and stood by the door while she stroked her sweet child's hair. She held them and blamed herself and Jack knew that there was nothing he could do for her but get out of her way when the time came. But that was a month ago. Now she stood over the beaten troll who had done this. It wasn't an easy fight to win, but she had an advantage: She had absolutely nothing left to lose. She bound him while he was unconscious; this was going to be a long night for the both of them...

Velamor: The man fought against the hold of the colossal elf but it was entirely futile; Their Highness' husband had a hold on the man and there was no escaping his iron grip. Their Highness giggled from their throne and in a voice sweet enough to make the man shiver, they purred "Hmm~ I don't like this one. He's a little too... Fat. Do away with him would you~?" The man's already quivering face dropped as he screamed. The colossus grunted "Of course, Your Highness" and carried the screaming man away from the throne. The scantily clad "Lord" recrossed their legs on their large shiny chair. "Such good taste!- Thank you, Lord-lady!- Oh no, thank /you/!" before snickering. "Ah Velamor, you're the best~"

(These are all the ones I could really think of going "Villain" exactly. If I missed one you wanted to see, let me know~)