#serratedconspiracy

[whiten01z]

B E A RS , Mr. Noiz.

b: bears...

e: epik high...

a: acoustics...

r: rap battle...

s: ah, sex...?

[whiten01z]

Can one ship ...you with a bear? You like bears, I think. From what I've seen.

[TEXT]

yes, someone already said they ship me with rilakkuma. i also ship me with rilakkuma. because rilakkuma is the best bear. better than stupid hello kitty.

[whiten01z]

I'm sorry if this sent twice, N01z, but I don't think it send properly the first time--I have arrived at your house, and I'm currently waiting outside, I did not want to disturb you by knocking or startling anyone in the house--so I've been waiting outside for a bit.

あら、すまんね．．．！！

[TEXT]

i'm really sorry, conspiracy-san. i didn't get any message before this.

but yes, please come in. also, it would have been okay for you to knock. because that's what knocking is for? to let people know you're there.

anyway, sorry again. i didn't mean to be rude by making you wait. :(

[whiten01z]

Greetings N01z, I have a question to ask. Is there anything I can bring to express my gratitude? I am completely willing to provide something as a 'thank you' gift.

[TEXT]

hello conspiracy-san. no, it's okay. you don't have to bring anything.

i have a question too. do you eat food? i know you're a robot, but it turns out some robots eat? i didn't know that until i met boombox head-san. so i thought i should ask. more people are coming over, so i'm going shopping again. i want to make sure there's enough food just in case everyone turns human, because i guess that's a thing that happens a lot now.

[whiten01z]

This is probably late but, if you were a robot before I would not mind giving you a friendly ☺.

[TEXT]

hello conspiracy-san. i'm still a robot. i just happen to be human right now, too. but yes, i will give you a hug if you want.