#serzi faatal

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Here’s Serzi, based her off the one dude from Star Wars, but she also has a scorpion tail and venom in her teeth as well!

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So Serzi and Rocket are like kinda a thing, kinda not, they don’t really make anything official or known, but they know they can open up more to each other and go to each other for comfort and they just mesh so well together. Rockets openly aggressive and a total asshole, Serzi has a lot of pent up anger and backhanded sarcastic insults loaded up ready to go. They work great in battle, since she’s been traveling with him and Groot for so many years, she knows how to take apart a weapon and put another one together and how to fix the ships and drive them

Of course Strox laughs at her and teases her for basically dating a raccoon, but like he ain’t with anyone so-

Then whenever Quill teases them and is all “Soooooo how does it work with you two physically-“ and before Rocket can pull out a gun and shoot his face off, she just starts getting all technical about her species

Serzi: Well technically my species doesn’t produce spawn the same way many do, we don’t need another being to have children so therefore we don’t really have a libido or any parts to have intercourse with.

Drax: Wait. So your species doesn’t have a…y’know

Serzi: Reproductive parts? We do but not in the same way. My species actually regurgitates their young.

Quill: You’re kidding, right?

Serzi: Am I?

Yondu from the front of the ship: I’m now more questioning why the rats dating the red one-

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Also Serzi didn’t get snapped so she was there during Endgame, and her and Rocket kinda stuck together since they didn’t have anybody left besides Nebula, who didn’t talk to them too much. So like they would just laugh when Tony tried to outsmart them, cause they both like to think they’re the smartest beings in the Galaxy

But like they’d sit in the captains chairs while on autopilot just kinda roaming around space, and they’d just watch the stars as they talked for hours about nothing

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Okay so since Brandy is still an OC and is still Quill and Gamora’s daughter, she likes to hang out with them in their shop while they fix up the ship or make new weapons. So like she’ll be sitting on the table swinging her legs and humming along to a song in her head, and she watches as Rocket and Serzi work together so fluidly while not having to say a word to each other. Or like if they share a look or say a comment about the other, Brandy’s all “OooooOOOoooh!” “Shut your trap, kid!”

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Serzi honestly doesn’t mind Drax’s bluntness and sense of no boundaries or personal space, her species acts a lot like that so it’s normal to her. And she doesn’t understand metaphors either so when Rocket says one and she gets all confused about, he just chuckles and goes back to work cause he knows if he explains it to her, she won’t use it right anyways. But like she doesn’t mind Drax asking more questions about her species reproducing cause he’s curious about it and she doesn’t care at all and will go into as much detail as possible, making everyone within earshot uncomfortable in the process-

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Serzi, Groot and Rocket all share a room on the ship, for some reason I’ve always imagined Groot just sleeping while standing up, like, there’s no evidence to back this up but HE WOULD IN MY EYES-

Then literally Rocket just falling asleep on the floor while he’s working on weapons and explosives and shit, then Serzi has a small bed cause she doesn’t move AT ALL in her sleep, she sleeps like a rock and Groot and Rocket have thought she died in her sleep multiple times cause THE BITCH DONT MOVE

But like if Rocket has a nightmare about his experiments and being on Halfworld, he lets Serzi comfort him and she kinda holds him like a teddy bear to calm him down. Lots of him falling asleep on her chest and them waking up and awkwardly moving away from each other and making up excuses to leave the room

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Designing my two aliens now, I’ve decided Kilo will be an adult Nova who joined the Guardians of the Galaxy back right after the Ronan fight. Then my girl is gonna be named Serzi Faatal (just pronounced Sersi Fatal), who’s been bounty hunter partners with Groot and Rocket for years. She’s very aggressive and violent very quickly, like she’s at a bar with the Guardians and the bartender gets one drink wrong and she quickly jumps over the counter and roundhouse kicks him, then the Guardians are banned from the place forever-

Then her brother is Strox Faatal, he’s a general asshole and is a solo bounty hunter, who purposely goes after the same things as Serzi and the Guardians to get on her nerves. As kids they would fight with actual weapons, they both have horns and have cut them off each other before in their fights and he’s gonna be partners with Nebula solely so her and Gamora complain about their psychotic siblings-