Jul 21, 2024
sephiroth in a handlebar mustache and thick glasses: hello young man i would like to engage your mercenary services
cloud: sephiroth what the hell are you doing
sephiroth: sephiroth? who is sephiroth? i am simply an average pathetic human weakling like the rest of you
cloud: oh yeah? what's your name?
sephiroth: seth…roth
cloud: that is the stupidest fake name and disguise ever. what are you, six years old?
sephiroth appears behind cloud in his sparkly villain smoke: there you are little puppet…bring me the black mat—who is this guy? are you cheating on me with other extremely handsome men??
