proshipper, villain enjoyer, rational adult

[thatdamn-honeybadger]

THEM. ♥️🥰

vid cred: @rottycc (i just gif'ed it)

[sephirthoughts]

FUCKING. FINALLY. WHERE HAVE ALL THESE BEEN I EXPECTED HUNDREDS

[lierdumoa]

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

[lierdumoa]

#on the one hand I understand that some people don’t want to read smut

Like 85% of tumblr users hate and loathe embarrassment based comedy with every fiber of their beings, but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure their audience that the embarrassing scenes are skippable.

Lots of people dislike tragedy but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure the audience that the death and grieving scenes are skippable.

Stop trying to pass off self-censorship as “accommodation.” Stop trying to pass off pandering as “inclusivity.”

Your audience can smell your fear, and it smells rancid.

[sephirthoughts]

no smut i have ever written or will ever write is skippable. absolutely crucial plot points or character defining information will be only be revealed once they’re three fingers deep just like in real life

[toxicmp3]

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

[toxicmp3]

men with abs aren’t capable of love

[byjove]

Sir Lancelot has an effect on women that I can only describe as being akin to the effect that the Beatles had on women and girls in the mid-1960s. Female characters see him and begin screaming and fainting and pissing themselves and ravenously tearing his clothes off his body.

[sephirthoughts]

meanwhile arthur looking on like

[sephirthoughts]

me making my characters suffer: OH NO MY SONS WHY MUST THEY SUFFER

[thel1ghtningthief]

consent in fiction doesnt matter because the only real people involved are the author and audience and as long as the author consented to writing it and the audience to reading it all fiction is consensual. this is why you tag your works properly 👍

[sephirthoughts]

all antis rn: guys adults are literally grown up CHILDREN if you ship them you’re a PERVERT

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I don't really know how to say it without sounding like a pro-harassment weirdo but I'm so tired of being nice to antis. Blocking them and ignoring them isn't working. We need to start being more and more meaner to them. Start telling them to shut up and fuck off whenever they express their shitty ass opinions. Start calling them out directly. We gotta make it clear that they aren't welcome in fandom at all.

respectfully, this isn’t “harassment” on your part. it’s you standing up for yourself / your community, which is always a good thing.

if someone is rude and/or harassing you and you’re “rude” and/or “harassing” them back, then the only person who’s doing the harassment and being rude is them. what you do is stand up for yourself and fandom space.

no one should be nice and polite to their bullies.

fighting back against bullies =/= harassment.

[sephirthoughts]

we need to UNLEARN this FUCKING BULLSHIT about retaliation meaning you’re no better than whoever attacked you or that being aggressive in defending yourself isn’t ok. these are tactics used by oppressors to take away your agency and humanity.

[proship-shuujuu]

This is exactly how we should be treating antis in fandom, and I'm fully serious.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.

[sephirthoughts]

YEAH KILL THAT GUY AND HAVE SEX WITH THE DRAGON ALREADY

[sephirthoughts]

killing stalking with gojo and yuuji i am cooking

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sephirthoughts]

this is every single person under the age of 25 rn

[sephirthoughts]

[sephirthoughts]

Star Rail Update 4.3

Blade's Hua Cheng Cosplay Era

just so Hoyoverse is aware, hua cheng blade and the very blade-centric story in 4.2 and 4.3 especially all the renheng shipbaiting literally revived my flagging interest in this game. it was obvious targeting like. they could have saved time and just addressed this whole update to me personally. blade was THE character that got me to play this game in the first place and i have been starving for blade scraps all this time. it's refreshing to see them actually centering him in the story and not abandoning his arc to focus on the new 5 star of the week. what i'm saying is good work.

he keeps attracting spirit butterflies JUST LIKE A CERTAIN GHOST KING

this basically sums it all up

he's too beautiful for this world and the way his backstory synthesizes with the current story is perfect and the way his attitude especially toward dan heng and the trailblazer softens without changing his core personality is just

BLADE RAINBOWS

i love him your honor

note to self blade rainbows good name for queer punk band

[121231212i]

[deciqm]

#thatone ryan gosling img