At work we have these industrial steel wool type things to scrub equipment and my coworker was at the sink using one and it got all like stretched out into a long thing and she was holding it out like a whip like haha seth look what happened and my immediate unbridled instinct was for me to say "they beat jesus with that" but my brain quickly enough blocked that realizing I am around Normal People which manifested as several seconds of complete silence with a poker face before being like haha damn! Like as if I was an AI lagging













