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Severin: I- what? Are you cooking for me? You really think I would eat food you made?

Callicarpa: You ate it last night. You’re a member of this household.

Severin:... Cinnamon and garlic.

Callicarpa: Good. Now, I’m going to put those in every single dish so you can’t eat anything here.

Severin: I won’t forget this, frog!

Callicarpa: Oh, I hope you don’t! It would be very annoying to bring you to the hospital after every meal.

Severin: Cooking their lunch? I thought that was below your pay grade. Remind me, are you a butler or a nanny?

Callicarpa: I take care of the family. This may be news to androids like you, but humans actually need to eat.

Severin: I’m flattered you think I have the efficiency and superior memory of a computer. And if my memory serves, you do more than “take care”.

Callicarpa: Yes, I’m really employee-of-the-month material. What are you allergic to?

Severin: Stop being so petty. You’re supposed to cook for me.

Callicarpa: Weird. You see, the thing is I don’t remember your name or anything about you anywhere on my contract.

Severin: Whatever.

Severin: Yes, that being a little crush.

Carnation: Of course he would have a crush. Semillon is gorgeous.

Severin: I meant some affection on her part sir. Living with him, alone, all these months... Who could blame them?

Severin: Oh, they make quite a pair, don’t they?

Carnation: I- what?

Severin: I’m just making an observation. That’s all.Thought you might want to keep some eyes on that.

Carnation: On that?

Callicarpa: Have a nice night, Mr. Slice. Enjoy the party. Don’t speak to me again.

Callicarpa: Rosé would have a fit if I left, let me remind you.

Semillon: So would I.

Callicarpa:Then I suppose I am safe?

Semillon: For the moment. Don’t relax. I could change my mind very suddenly.

Callicarpa: Relax? I always give you my full attention.

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