So, today I went out for my usual daily swim. I had been there for about 15 minutes when I look up and a couple of white, male teenagers are entering. Oh well, I think, I'll deal.
But these weren't normal teens, no. They were what I call Self-Entitled White Dude(s), or SEWD(s) for short.
SEWDs are usually in their teens to their twenties. They are always white and always male.
Now, one of my favourite things about my town, which I shall refer to as FC, is the lack of SEWDs.
Unfortunately, I still encounter them.
These particular SEWDs decided to go get in the hot tub. Ok, fair enough. But the thing that revealed their SEWD status was the fact that one got out his iPod and starting playing rap music. Loudly.
I do not like humans sometimes.











