#sexlance

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mandatory-sex-party replied to your post: YES. GOOD. WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

omg she’s been cheating on me hdu

only in a creative sense

 winged-mammal replied to your post: YES. GOOD. WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

I’m going to project my spirit across the astral plane as I sleep so that I may whisper into your ear, “wriiiiite iiiit, wriiiIIIIiiiIIiiite IiiiiiIIIiiiiiittttt….”

OH MY GOD IS THAT WHY I WAS DREAMING ABOUT TINY SCIENCE-LOVING PIXIES TRILLING WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT INTO MY EAR ALL NIGHT?

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mandatory-sex-party replied to your post: mandatory-sex-party replied to your post: How is...

did you tell your girlfriend about all the orgies you’ve signed her up to participate in too tho

if i tell her, there's no WAY it'll happen. we need to ambush her. secretly. 

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i h9 u ur the worst

What. The fuck.

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how do u not recognize me my jennyredlance snif

OF COURSE I RECOGNISED YOU. You are literally the only person on the planet who calls me that. And I love it. It makes me want to pinch your cheeks.

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mandatory-sex-party replied to your post: mandatory-sex-party replied to your post:...

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your feelings are saying 'yes more breathplay please' obvi

THIS DOESN'T HELP ME. THIS EXPLAINS NOTHING.