i LOVE when short guys have such big cocks. and theyre so smug about them too. ugh. part two (heizou, xiao, kazuha), part three (cyno, tighnari, durin, wanderer), part four (illuga, bennett, lyney, freminet)
i think that to some extent, venti has the ability to change how only certain parts of his body look like. most of the time, his dick is average - it’s not like he’s showing it freely to everyone! - and it’ll stay that way when he deflowers your pretty pussy for the first time. but he’s so mean, and by the second time you’re sitting all pretty on his cock, he’s suddenly becoming bigger! his shaft is now long and thick, and his fat mushroom tip is twitching. “v-venti.. ‘s so big now..ngh!“ you can whine all you want, but he’s just gonna sit down and enjoy your shy and hesitant bouncing on his dick.
like archon, like follower, so it’s no surprise that dahlia is so similar to venti in that aspect. you can see the outline of his cock from his shorts, and for some reason (you) it’s always half hard and leaky. when he finally pounces on you, he’s like a mad man. if you say something about his size, dahlia’s only gonna get harder and fuck you more! he already is so happy to have such a pretty thing wrapped around his finger that he can’t help but shove his dick in you all at once <3 but you gotta be good, kay miss? be good and take his load.
you spent one too many nights wondering how vice captain lohen’s dick was like. poor you, humping your pillow so lost in thought, so desperate to know what the man of your dreams was packing down there. and when the time comes, and you’re on your knees in front of lohen, all pretty and doe eyes, you realize you were not actually prepared. his cock falls out of his boxers, his fat shaft hitting your forehead. “what, disappointed?” he scoffs, teasing. “n-no, ‘fcourse not, captain-“ “good, aren’t you such a doll?” don’t worry, lohen thinks you look like one even when you’re desperately trying to suck on his cock just to make him feel good!
All Genshin men x gn!reader (alphabetically) / sfw / established relationship -> women version (coming soon)
Aether
He won't acknowledge the way he sinks back into your touch when your fingers thread through the golden strands of hair hanging down his back, nor the way a low rumbling sound of bliss seems to emerge from the back of his throat when you massage a particularly sensitive spot on his head. Simply the feeling of your gentle hands brushing and re-braiding his adventure-knotted hair is a reprieve from his demanding everyday life.
Albedo
Watching you sleep is something he can't seem to stop, eyes wandering to you slouched form, observing the rhythmatic way your chest rises and falls as you dream, draped across his work desk or tucked into his side. He'll smooth a gloved hand across your hair, or drape a blanket around your shoulders to prevent the sub zero temperatures of dragonspine from seeping in. There's just something so peaceful about the way you look that soothes his fabricated heart.
Alhaitham
He'll be lounging on the plush cushions of your sofa after a long day of being the academia's scribe, one arm resting lazily behind his head and the other cradling some academic text or another. You'll slide in beside him, attempting to squeeze yourself in next to his broad form on the narrow sofa and he'll grumble under his breath in feigned complaint - he never really means it - but the shift of a bicep from behind him to tucking you securely into his side tells another story.
Ayato
He often takes a brief respite from his duties to wander the estate grounds, pausing in doorways when he hears the soft tune of your humming as he passes by. You'll be doing something inconsequential he doesn't bother to note, but the sound - no matter how perfect or off key it might be, it matters little to him - just seems to lure him closer. He'll wind his arms around your waist, whispering in your ear with a tone full of both amusement and fondness alike - yet he won't yet mention how the mundanity of such a task feels like a refreshing break from the formality of his everyday life.
Baizhu
Never will he outright admit his condition has worn him down, yet when you see him and the weariness of bearing the weight of Liyue's health on his shoulders, it touches a soft, vulnerable part of his tired heart. He'll gently decline your invitation to help, his duty is something he deigned to shoulder alone - and that is to be his fate - though when you insist on sharing that burden, such a concerned expression on your face well, he just can't say no to you it seems.
Capitano
He's not accustomed to gentleness or softness, so the contrast of your slow, soothing touch against the cold hard steel of his helmet is such a foreign sensation he takes weeks to get used to it. Your soft hands trace the inky black abyss where his face would be with such tenderness it feels like he doesn't deserve this sort of adoration, yet he'll lean down into your touch, bringing one large hand up to dwarf your own, brushing his fingers against your knuckles in what he hopes is a gentle manner.
Childe
He may or may not say - depending on the outcome - that being scolded by you is something of a guilty pleasure, though guilty is probably less of the right word in his case, try obvious. He tries at least a little to school his expression into something neutral when you frown and press the antibacterial cloth a little harder into the cuts littering his skin, telling him off for being so reckless. Despite the reprimanding tone of your voice, he can see the worry flickering across your expression - ok maybe he's a little guilty now.
Cyno
He returns home late most days, well into the early hours of the morning, so the last thing he expects is to see you slumped over the arm of the sofa - clearly where you've slid down from an upright position. He'll slide strong arms under you and slide you back into bed, only joining you after shedding all his heavy gear and the weight of his duties for the night. You'll receive a mild lecture in the morning - why you shouldn't wait up for him when it poorly impacts your own sleep - but when you shyly mention you seem to struggle to sleep without the warmth of his presence next to you, he can't help but soften and let you off the hook, only to find you in the exact same position the next night.
Dahlia
He's easy to please, any time spent in your company is pleasure enough for Dahlia, yet when you drag him to the sofa with two cups of warm sugary tea waiting for you on the coffee table - insisting he regale you with every minute detail of his day (not to mention the gossip he mentioned offhandedly a few days ago) - it's both surprising and heart warming to realise you've noticed and listened to the random things he says. And for that, he'll gladly indulge your curiosity, no matter how mundane.
Diluc
Watching you tiptoe your way back into the bedroom, swathed in one of his silken shirts that practically drowns your form and balancing a cup of coffee in each hand will forever be one of Diluc's favourite sights. You don't even notice he's awake, half propped up on his elbows with that piercing crimson gaze following you as you edge closer. When you do eventually catch him staring and burst out into laughter, passing him his mug as you slip back into the sheets beside him, he'll allow himself to join in, even if a little pink in the cheeks.
Dottore
He'll openly admit that he gets a little thrill when you depend on him for anything. No matter if it's something trivial and you could most likely do it yourself or you genuinely require help from him or a segment (unless you're interrupting important research - that will earn you a look that could put you in your grave and an irritated huff indicating you should 'do something yourself for once'). Though his favourite instance is when you get sick, he can test all manner of new remedies on you to his hearts content, satisfying that mad scientist element in him, but also quietly tend to that tiny part of him that still has something loving inside.
Heizou
Oh if anything could prove more entertaining and endearing then having you perched on his lap, attempting to help solve a case he figured out twenty minutes ago. He would tell you, but the sight of your brow furrowed in concentration and the gleeful look on your face when you turn around to point out a clue you'd linked is so terribly charming to the poor detective he'll follow along for just a little while longer. He then tests how many times he can repeat this scenario before you notice that he's already solved these cases, he just enjoys seeing your face light up, even more so when his own cheeks tint pink at the sight.
Flins
He's developed the awful habit of hiding away in his lantern every time you so much as have a petty dispute - terrible sulker that he is. Every time you sigh, chastising his childish behaviour under your breath but still picking up said lantern, purple glow flooding the darkness of the corridors, and set it on the bedside table before turning to sleep - he never expects it. He eventually comes to the amusing realisation you most likely can't sleep without him near, or struggle to at the least. When you wake, you'll find a certain fae out of hiding, wound around you like a constrictor with his face buried in the crook of your neck.
Gorou
Seldom does he let anyone near his canine features, until you manage to become a small exception to that rule. Oh he'll never admit it, but the blissful sleepy expression on his face whilst you comb through the matted fur of his tail after an exhausting day sparring and patrolling betrays his true emotions. If you deign to tease him even a little, he blushes a furious red and huffs in grumbled protest, yet he still can't seem to pull away from your soothing touch.
Ifa
Oh he's weak for seeing you in his clothes. When he emerges from the bedroom to find you perched on the edge of the kitchen counter with a cup of coffee in hand and another waiting beside you, black and bitter - exactly how he has it - his discarded shirt from last night haphazardly thrown on, he swears he has momentary heart palpitations. Even more so when you throw a knowing grin his way and gesture to the cooling caffeine waiting for him.
Itto
The bigger question is what don't you do that makes him fold instantly? If he had to pick one thing in particular however, it would have to be when you indulge his childish dramatics. He'll boast about an onikabuto fight against a child from the city he won, he's aware it's not anything significant, yet when you laugh and clap encouragingly, it touches him in profound ways he can't seem to articulate.
Kaeya
He may not remember it most of the time, his memories a hazy blur of wine and charm, yet on the occasion he does recall you leaning his weight against you and dragging him home from the angel's share to heard him into bed and make him drink some water - swiping a damp cloth over his forehead in an attempt to sober him up just a little, lest he suffer another god awful hangover - he feels the sickeningly sweet feeling of what he refuses to admit is love settle at the pit of his stomach.
Kaveh
Oh he's far too flustered to admit that when he finds himself slumped against his desk, head on an array of architectural papers and pencil still in hand - waking up to instead realise he's propped up on a pillow, blanket wrapped around his shoulders and a freshly made cup of tea still emitting steam inches away - his heart does a little flip in his chest. He knows you know it's a bad habit he won't stop anytime soon, yet the little things you do show him just how much you care.
Kazuha
He's a wandering spirit, unable to stay in one place for too long, and though it pains him to leave you behind every now and then - he can't help but feel a little more in love every time he sees you at the dock, waving at him with that saccharine smile and unbridled enthusiasm. It's the knowledge that you'll always be here, waiting for him to inevitably follow his loyal heart back to you that keeps him going.
Kinich
In the rare moments Ajaw isn't trailing behind Kinich like a loud record that won't ever stop playing - much to both yours and Kinich's disdain - he can't help but allow himself the indulgence of your touch. He may not seem like a very touchy guy on the outside, which is partially true, but with Ajaw's frequent interference, physical contact is a luxury not often afforded. So he finds himself wrapping his arms around you like he'll be ripped away the next second, leaning into the warmth of your body like it's his saving grace.
Lyney
He's become so adept at maintaining the façade, the show persona, that when you see past it for the first time, he can't help but be thrown a little off guard. It's when you notice the fatigue under the performer, that he feels seen. It's an odd feeling for him but one he learns to embrace anyway, and one day he finds there's little more comforting than the warmth of your embrace when you ask after his wellbeing.
Neuvillette
Hardworking and hardly ever home should become the motto for Neuvillette's life sometimes, being chief justice of Fontaine means piles of paperwork makes their way onto his desk every time he so dares to glance away from it. It makes the bright afternoons where you slip into his office with lunch and a adoringly sweet kiss to his cheek all the more gratifying. Even spending those 30 minutes with you every few days makes the workload looming above him seem a little smaller.
Ororon
He's perfected the art of awkward fumbling and shy gaps in conversation at this point, no matter how close you get to each other he seems to never overcome this lull in interaction, though you find it endearing, he still flushes with embarrassment every time. Therefore he's come to favour the time he spends with you that takes place in comfortable silence. Whether you're helping him in the vegetable patch or simply sitting side pressed to side on the sofa together, minutes away from falling asleep - all of it soothes his anxious heart and lets him enjoy your company without the nerves of conversation.
Pantalone
For such a wealthy man, he's the farthest from profligate someone could be. Every expensive is documented and accounted for, yet somehow the jewel encrusted necklace that appears on your vanity one day seems to escape the logs. So does the subtly expensive perfume a few days later, then the flowers delivered to your workplace. When questioned, he'll deny any knowledge of such things, claiming they simply don't exist, but the way his lips curve upward when he presses a lingering kiss to your forehead is telling.
Sethos
He's a tease, a fact he won't even deny himself, especially when it comes to you. But then on occasion you'll find it amusing to return the favour, and suddenly he finds himself at a loss for what to do. He never expects you to turn the tables on him and whisper something in his ear or drag a finger down his chest in smug reciprocation, and it makes him blush and mumble something inaudible under his breath every time, much to your delight, he finds.
Thoma
Everyone on the Kamisato estate knows Thoma is arguably the best cook within a 50 mile radius, and he himself cannot deny that his skills in the kitchen are proficient. But on days housework and errands have made his muscles feel like lead and the thought of facing yet something else to tackle when he gets home makes him want to run in the opposite direction, walking through the front door to the smell of your already half finished cooking fills him with gratitude like no other. He'll smother you in kisses while you try and finish purely for taking the weight off his shoulders every now and again.
Tighnari
He's often up late, working on ranger schedules or logging another mushroom related incident as a result of yet another person that's not listened to his advice correctly - yet when he feels a pair of warm arms wind around his shoulders and your face settle into the crook of his neck - he can't help but feel an irresistible temptation to retreat back into the bed. He's been brushing off how tired he feels for at least an hour now and the way you murmur in his ear for him to give up and get some sleep has given him a fresh realisation of the weight in his bones. Maybe the work can be finished in the morning after all.
Venti
As the so called 'weakest archon', he's become used to falling into last place, and he doesn't even mind honestly - sometimes it's better to not have the pressure of being the most powerful. Yet the first time you call him 'my strong archon', he stops like a deer in headlights. He doesn't remember the last time someone referred to him like that, and so confidently too. For once the bard is genuinely flustered - having to turn away and bashfully hide his face before you can notice the impact those three words had on him. Maybe with you he can let himself feel like something other than the weakest.
Wanderer
He often finds himself awake during the night, restless and plagued by memories of the pasts he's lived. He won't admit it, but he doesn't want to burden you with the same, so he'll carefully extract himself from your embrace, pour himself a cup of the most black and bitter tea he could possibly make and head out to sit on the back step, staring up at the endless expanse of Teyvat's star smothered sky. He comes to realise merely minutes later, footsteps approach from behind. He won't turn to look - he knows it's you - but when you settle in next to him with your own cup and inevitably end up falling fast asleep against him moments later, he won't complain.
Wriothesely
Seldom does Wriothesley have the time to emerge to the surface, and that consequently results in very little shared time between the two of you. Therefore imagine his surprise when he returns to his office after seeing to a matter elsewhere in the fortress to find you perched on the edge of his cluttered desk, tea tray stocked and set beside you, with that knowing smirk dancing across your features. He's taken aback for all of a second before suddenly he's right in front of you, sweeping you up into his strong arms. A short break from his duties couldn't hurt.
Xiao
He's not used to being around people, that much is blatantly obvious after spending any amount of time in Xiao's company - he doesn't care for company much either. However after some persistence, he finds you've snuck your way into his space without him even realising, or caring at that - something about your companionship is less bothersome than most. You'll clamber your way up to the roof of wangshu inn most nights, perch yourself next to him and just... exist. He notes you don't scramble to fill the silence, you just lean against his shoulder and watch the stars with him.
Zhongli
He's lived for centuries, and every memory, every whisper of a ghost in the hallways of someone he used to know, is a burden he and he alone must bear. He's steeled himself to this reality - the price an archon must pay - yet when you, a mortal, string your hands through the golden tips of his hair, or gently trace the gold markings that line the charcoal skin of his forearms, listening intently to his stories like there's weight to each and every detail - the load on his heart feels just that little bit lighter.
A/N: This has been in my drafts for way too long why did i think this would take me like 10 mins </3
Some randomized relationship headcanons for the wife rotation:
Characters: (in this order –>) Flins, Wanderer, Kabukimono, Albedo, Venti & Dahlia, Kazuha, Xiao, Columbina, Layla, Kokomi, Arlecchino, Freminet, Durin x GN!Reader
Warnings: crack (cause I can't take writing headcanons seriously), meowing/purring, nothing explicit but there's mentions of sexual intercourse (Kunikuzushi, Albedo, Venti & Dahlia), polyamorous relationships (Venti & Dahlia), Freminet's & Durin's parts can be interpreted as platonic or romantic.
Flins:
You guys are already married. You're just not aware of it yet.
Does some weird fae courting shit that you don't understand the meaning of. (He knows damn well that you don't btw, but you need to understand that he has to have that cookie.)
Gives you a lot jewelry that you naively accept without thinking much of it, which is an incredibly dumb move when dealing with someone of his kind; You don't take nor give anything to a fae, as everything can be used to steal your soul, even your name.
Of course, he won't do that (unless...) but just pointing out how stupid this is.
If you have horns he will definitly hang a few necklaces/bracelets on them.
He's not claiming you or anything! (Liar) but other men will see the everchanging set of jewelry on your head and decide you're too expensive for them.
Can't purr, but the sound of flickering flames is close enough I guess.
Wanderer:
Doesn't. Just not.
Relationships, I mean.
You two live in the same house, share the same bed, and every single soul who knows you swears that you have something going on but you deny it everytime.
Wanderer mostly cause he hates everyone, including himself.
He is convinced he doesn't deserve you, but as long as your relationship doesn't have a label he technically doesn't have you. (He's so delulu lmao)
You never asked any questions because you're just glad this soping wet cat of a man is letting you exist in his vicinity.
Also because you're afraid if you do as much as mention it he will go back to the hissing at you the moment you look his way faze.
I just know Nahida was the one playing matchmaker during your early days. Y'know, giving you joint assignments, and sending you to long "research trips" where you end up having to share too much personal space.
Also, he purrs. How you ask? He just does. Teyvat has its own rules. I do not make them.
Kabukimono:
Yes, he and Wanderer are two different people to me.
Kabukimono always liked you, he just didn't realize what where his feelings at first.
That is, until you addmitted to seeing him as an adorable little brother figure, and he suddenly felt dead inside.
Which doesn't make sense! You called him adorable, didn't you? He should be happy!
He sulks about it for so long that Niwa takes pity on him and gives him... tips on how to woe you.
He may or may not have teached him some stuff that he shouldn't have (💀)
I think you know how things go from here on...
No, I will not elaborate.
Actually, I'll give you something: Sex with him is so wholesome because he wasn't raised with human standards and doesn't see it the way most people do. Body parts are body parts, they're all the same to him and he doesn't understand why you feel so embarrassing about some of them.
Since Kabu's a puppet I like to headcanon that he doesn't really feel or get anything out of sex which is another reason why it's so wholesome. He helps you get off because it makes you happy and if you're happy then he's happy.
Just like Wanderer, Kabukimono can purr, he just hasn't discovered how to do it. Yet.
Albedo:
Another fucker who doesn't put a label on your relationship.
Except, he genuinely thought you already knew you are dating.
You had sex together once and he was like "that means we're together, right?" (Vro does not touch enough grass to know hooking up is a thing
It didn't help that you kept coming back for more lmao.
Listen, he cleaned you up and made you food and kept asking you "Are you alright?" over and over again during the whole process. Your ex didn't take care of you that way. You can't just not come back.
It's not until that time he introduced you as his partner to Sucrose that you realized the miscommunication.
You wait until she leaves and then you're like "??? I thought we were fuck buddies."
He's low-key hurt, but when you tell him that you don't go for someone else for these stuff even when he's busy because other people don't make you feel as good he jumps at the opportunity to make shit official.
"A date."
"A date?"
"Going out on dates is an essential part of a relationship, yes? How about tomorrow?"
Cannot purr. Gold had the opportunity to do something great for the world and she refused
Venti & Dahlia:
DRINKING BUDDIES.
I think I'll go with deity!reader for this one because I really like the idea of Dahlia being this little guy who somehow got sandwiched by two very revered/feared divine entities only to find out they are actually some silly goofs.
Also the yummy yummy angst potential of religious guilt.
I just know he sits a lot in the cuck chair LMAO.
Something something not wanting to taint you with his mortal hands something something it's already scarligious enough that he gets to watch.
It takes you too long to actually coax him into actually joining instead of just sitting in the corner looking constipated.
Cries literal tears from the guilt, but it feels too good for him to deny it <3
Pillow princess FRFR.
Not that he doesn't like to top or anything, but his stamina is quiet... lacking compared to you and Venti.
He gets so embarrassed about it too (😭)
And speaking of Venti.
He adores it when you guys help trim his feathers. Or just touch them in general.
Pats, rubs, brushes; he doesn't discriminate!
Also you and Venti were probably already dating before adding Lia into the mix. The conversation goes something like this:
"So, a pink haired twink. Barbatos, are we for real right now?"
"He's your type...?"
"... Fair."
Remember; he is the wind itself, which means he probably can mimic any noise, so technically he can purr too. On comand even!
I don't think Dahlia can purr. You probably can tho!
Kazuha:
HEAR ME OUT GUYS! Inazuman noble reader who ran away from their abusive household and their faithful samurai Kazuha who swore himself a blade to them.
Basically the japanese version of the prince/princess x knight trope.
It starts as a two sided admiration; you for his kindness and strength in battle, and him for your wits and ability to manipulate people easily to your whims.
He could've been very well swayed by your honeyed words to serve you, and yet he wouldn't mind if that was the case— (fucking simp.)
That's how he realizes he's in love with you.
He starts writing poetry for you, but here's the thing, he always did write words of admiration and respect for you, but this time you couldn't shake the feeling that the tone of these newer pieces is bit... different.
Despite realizing that he has not so platonic feelings for you, he still treats you the same, if only out of respect and admiration.
Which only makes it harder to decipher what those verses mean.
Essentially, you're just verbally edging each other for like four to five seasons before the long awaited kissing scene.
Never mind, actually Kazuha's the only one getting edged here. You're busy playing detective.
Sadly cannot purr, but will definitly meow if you ask.
Xiao:
Another sad wet cat of a man that you probably had to wait centuries for him to finally open up to you.
You mastered the art of cooking almond tofu just to bribe this mofo into hanging out with you too.
But it's worth it, I swear!
Because now, you get to watch him napping, His cheek cutely squeeshed against the pillows (or your titties, no matter how small or big) and his adorably flustered face when he wakes up and first thing he sees is you staring at him <3
Adepti don't sleep my ass.
Very weird about physical contact. He doesn't know what he's supposed to touch and what he's not allowed to. Can he hold your hand? You did that multiple times before, but is he allowed to initiate it?
You literally sleep on the same bed, but domestic abuse/marital rape is thing, y'know. He can never too careful.
Loves, loves when you scratch his wings. It will take him another century to show them to you, let alone letting you lay your grabby little fingers on them but with some convincing...
They're high-key sensitive af, so he always burries his face in a pillow when you're having your fun.
If you heard anything. No, you didn't, or else you're never seeing them again.
No purring for this one, sadly. Do you think chirping can make up for it?
Columbina:
Hand holding!!!
She seems so dainty, but when she grabbed your hand for the first time, she almost crushed your hand in her grip.
The kuuhenki adore you and like to shower you with small little trinkets every now and then. (Most of which are stuff they took to Columbina and she decided that you might like to have them.)
All kinds of animals flock to you. A bird literally flow straight to your palm once and it was the best feeling ever!
Your dates consist of you bringing a new dish every week or so to try coaxing her out of her man(woman?)cave and take walk out with you.
Basically, you're making her touch grass. (💀)
She tells you that she will take you to the moon with her. Your clueless ass thinks that's just her way of flirting.
You asked her to meow once. She decided that she likes it and started randomly doing it when speaking with other people. (You have created a monster)
Is this what they call facing the consequences of one's actions?
Layla:
Eepi elf girlfriend go brrr.
Stay at home comfy couche dates are the go to way of spending time together!
Since she sleeps mid writing a lot, some sentences ends up being barely legible. You always rewrite those papers for her.
Physical contact!
Doesn't matter what type; holding hands, linking pinkis, hugs of any form, whatever you give she will return.
She especially likes it when you cuddle on the couche <3 and you feel so loving and warm and safe and and....
....She fell asleep.
This position is bad for her back. Maybe you should carry her to bed?
Before you could reach a conclusion, she's suddenly up again!
...It's other Layla on her way to continue, well Layla's work.
No, you don't flirt with other Layla. It feels like cheating, even if they're technically the same person.
You do have cute cooking "dates" from time to time tho!
Can she purr? I'm afraid I do not have enough lore of her yet, so this question will stay unanswered for the unforeseeable future.
Is she willing to meow? Yes. But it's like, the most dead inside meow you've ever heard in your life. So, not as cute as you thought it would be.
Kokomi:
Fish lady!
She has a very specific scent to her, most people can't smell it but if you have a particularly strong nose; I'm praying for you cause that fish stank is strong.
Kokomi baths regularly tho! I guess it's just something that has to do with her bloodline...
Also she tops. Trust me on this one chat, I know what I'm saying.
Something about her being a responsible leader raking care of her subject...
She's married to her work as much as she is married to you, so your "dates" mostly consist of you visiting her workplace with a cup of tea and a few sweets to have a chat while she works.
If she's in a good enough mood she'll let you sit on her lap!
But only if there's no one else around. She has a picture to uphold.
I think you and Gorou team up on Kokomi every once in a while to make her take a rest.
...No, I... I don't think fish can purr.
Arlecchino:
DADDY—
Low-key one of the healthiest relationships on this list (💀)
She seems so intimidating at first but is actually such a gentle lover <3
Her favorite activity is dressing you up like a doll!
I just know your closet is filled with sets of outfits like Ciel's from Black Butler.
She also invites you to Sandrone's tea parties just to have The Marionette's and The Fair Lady's opinion on your slay fit. (She's not dead, shut—)
Everyone on that table creeps you the fuck out, except for maybe the captain and la signora cause they're the only semi-normal people there.
You don't do dates and are usually introduced as an ally of hers to her less pleasent colleagues.
It's for your own safety. Which you know and understand; you don't want to fall in dottore's grasp.
What you do, however, is shopping sprees that are disguised as acts of diplomacy from her end.
The children at the House of the Hearth love you. They always wait for your next visit! (Mostly because you bring gifts to them lmfao)
At some point, they started calling you mother— I don't care what gender you are. To them you will always be mother.
No, just no. She cannot purr and definitely won't meow. Don't try asking her, don't even think of asking her. The consequences are not worth it.
NEVER MIND SHE WOULD, meow I mean— put on a cute pair of cat ears even (You can match!)
Freminet:
Shy diver boy!
I think he'll be so fun to tease <3 like he's so reactive to the smallest of compliments, let alone touches.
I think if you are patient enough, he will eventually open up and start rambling non-stop about his hyperfixations.
Will definitly teach you a thing or two if you ask! But I don't think you'll even need to because he'll probably grab your hands and try to show you how to do this or that mid-rumble without realizing what he's doing.
Gets so flustered when you point it out and has to go cool down a bit. (😭)
Will teach you how to swim if you can't, but fifty percent of your future hang outs/dates will consist of him taking you diving to show you this cool place he found.
I mean, you can always opt out but he's so excited it'll eat at you for the rest of your life if you accidentally crushed that smile by doing so
Definitely can't purr. Will meow if you ask him, but he'll be too embarrassed you won't see him for a whole week after. (😔)
Durin:
DURIN DURIN DURIN—
Sorry ma bad.
Can't take a compliment. (This is cannon, you cannot fight me)
Can take headpats tho!
Just... try to not injure your hand with the pointy pointy horns on his head.
Seriously, he'll feel so bad if you do, and the headpat won't feel as fulfilling anymore :(
Very good boy <3 Always eager to please! So make sure to show your appreciation for him to get him used to those compliments and keep that spark in his eyes!
Can and will purr.
He gives weird kid who likes to meow vibes, so there's that too I guess.
This is just for fun! So feel free to add your bits and pieces<3
Warnings: mentions of drugging (lol), handling reader, force-feeding
author's note: I'm going to be so real I do this every time my period comes around. Like I cramp so bad but I REFUSE to take a painkiller (pls tell me I'm not the only one).
♡ albedo ♡
♡ Honestly the first time you told him you were in pain but didnt want painkillers he just stared at you blankly.
♡ Like he understood it, but he didnt like the idea of you being in pain for no reason when the solution was right there.
♡ The next occasion you do experience pain, all of a sudden you're not even in pain and you gush abt it to him. You smile so brightly and tell him you're immune to pain now because you powered through it.
♡ He knows thats not how it works but acts all surprised, even congratulates you, and kisses your cheek as a well done.
♡ In reality, everytime you're on the verge of feeling pain, he will have already fed you a painkiller in one way or another.
♡ This man is an Alchemist, he can think up any way to make you take a painkiller without you noticing.
♡ That hot chocolate with the marshmallow on top he gave you casually in Dragonspine? Yeah, that marshmallow was a painkiller.
♡ He is lowkey amazed that he's able to drug you so easily, and keeps a mental note of it.
"Would you like another mug of hot coco? Hmm, tea? Sure. It might take a while though, the... satchels have been frozen solid for some time."
♡ alhaitham ♡
♡ Honestly just rolls his eyes at you.
♡ He might try to fight you with logic and give you multiple reputable references.
♡ Will give up in the end because you're stubborn and he knows you wont listen so he won't waste his time.
♡ Will tease you if he sees you wriggling in pain in the couch.
♡ Secretly does watch over you though. Half the time he's sat on the other end of the couch 'reading' his book, hes looking up after every chapter.
♡ He'd have to re-read it all cos he was too annoyed with the situation.
"Every sentence you say is just disrespecting countless hours of research. You're being absurd, but I'm sure you know that."
♡ baizhu ♡
♡ Will frown at you and shake his head with a disappointed sigh.
♡ Doesn't understand you at all and softly explains to you that its harmless whilst you're sat in one of he beds in bubu pharmacy
♡ When he realises you won't give up on your case he will sigh and kiss you on the forehead to get some tea.
♡ Will tend to you and light up some soothing incense that puts you to sleep and then leaves you alone.
♡ Qiqi would come into your room with a glass of water and a painkiller every 5 minutes tho and you start to feel bad because you know she's forgotten that you've denied her the last 7 times now.
♡ You give in and spare Qiqi any further torture.
• That's was Baizhus doing by the way.
"Such a sweet darling. I knew they wouldn't want to work our little Qiqi too hard"Changsheng: "They're just as stubborn as you were when we first met. Perhaps you should try disciplining them"
♡ childe ♡
♡ Oddly enough he gets it and pats you on the back.
♡ He can completely understand cos he does the same exact thing for the same exact reason!
♡ Will encourage you to push through the pain.
♡ If he sees you really struggling he will get worried and frown at you.
♡ Will continue to bug you all day so you take one just so he stops.
♡ Will kiss you everywhere once you do and keep you in his arms because you feel like you failed.
"Its okay to take a breather once in a while. Trust me, you're doing fine as you are. Don't beat yourself up about it too much"
♡ cyno ♡
♡ Will stare at you blankly, blanker than usual.
♡ Sighs and shakes his head.
♡ Hands you one pain-killer and a glass of water and has his strict General Mahamatra voice on.
♡ He doesn't use that one often so you do feel a bit intimidated.
♡ If you try run away from him, good luck. He'd catch up and hold you hostage in your own home.
♡ Will keep telling you horrible jokes till you crack and finally give in.
♡ Smirks when he's accomplished his mission.
"You know what? Maybe I am the painkiller, because you only ever call me when you're hurting"
♡ dahlia ♡
♡ "Oh Barbatos! Not this again!"
♡ Will be sooooo over your sht, I'm talking whining, groaning and rolling his eyes to the point you feel embarrassed you're not taking a painkiller.
♡ He knows exactly what he's doing.
♡ If you're out on the street he'll point out at random people and explain how they have a bad situation going on and that the answer to solving it is SO clear, but they're just blind to seeing it.
♡ Archons forbid you go into the cathedral with him, he'll pray extra loud not just for you to hear but everyone else too.
♡ Your ears grow hot and he walks up to you looking all innocent with a charming smile on his face.
"You see that man over there, he's been playing tunes on his lyre for years now, without a home. I gave him an opportunity to perform with our choir with housing in our cathedral and he said no. To this day, he's STILL homeless!"
"Dear Lord Barbatos. I'd like to thank you for all the advanced forms of medicines you have blessed us with here in Mondstat. Only a fools mind would ever take what you have given us for granted."
♡ diluc ♡
♡ Huffs softly at first and stares at you with his lips pressed into a line.
♡ Is not pleased with you but knows he can't force you to take a painkiller.
♡ Would probably kiss your forehead and tell you to rest in bed for the day.
♡ You do notice that a lot of the maids have been paying you visits in your room, urging you to take one.
♡ Diluc would make sure to get off work earlier that day just to come back to see how you're doing.
"You're being hard on yourself for no reason. But if you wish to put yourself through the pain, at least rest. I'll call on the maids to keep you safe till im back."
♡ kaveh ♡
♡ Is astounded at your words and begins to laugh before going all serious.
♡ Will call you out for being a dumbass and tell you to go back to the akademiya.
♡ You both end up yelling at each other and he'll grab your cheeks and force feed it.
♡ You'd scream the whole time and he wont care (He definitely does because he apologises frantically as he's doing it)
♡ When he's done he'd dust his hands and huff, pointing his chin up like he'd done something extremely heroic.
"Don't ignore me like i didnt just save your life! I did you a favour! Come here, I'll do anything. Wait, no, dont ignore me!"
♡ kazuha ♡
♡ Is silenced and just frowns at you.
♡ He looks so much like a puppy thats just been kicked that you almost feel like taking a pill just so he doesnt make that face (he doesnt even realise hes made the face)
♡ Would try to gently explain to you that it was harmless but gives up pretty easily since he doesnt want to argue with you.
♡ Will tend to you whenever, and keep a close watch on you instead.
♡ If you pull this on the Crux... thats a different story.
♡ He will not be as patient with you and will be pretty strict - he's dead serious when it comes to your well-being especially when you're in the middle of the ocean.
♡ Might even lock u up in the cabin and not let you out till you do because he doesnt take no for an answer. And its for the best, because if Beidou caught word, she'd probably be meaner.
♡ Its the first time you would feel intimidated by Kazuha of all ppl. But once you take the pill he'd go all soft and sweet again like nothing happened.
"I really think you should consider it... I do not wish to see you suffer any longer"
"When you're on the Crux you dont get the luxury of choice, dove. If you insist on being stubborn any longer I may just call for Beidou... or... I can deal with you myself. Which do you prefer?"
♡ kinich ♡
♡ For the first time ever Kinich let's Ajaw yap on and on about how you're being absolutely ridiculous.
♡ But when he sees you getting evidently gloomy he sighs.
♡ He doesnt want to agree with Ajaw because it'll only rile him up even more, so he just takes your wrist and pulls you through his tribe.
♡ Will lead you to a specialist who he hopes can coax you with some sort of remedy for your pain - one that doesnt involve a standard 'painkiller pill'.
♡ Will wait for you outside till you're done, and during that time he'd somehow convince Ajaw to apologise (even though he lowkey agreed w Ajaw - he wont let him know that part tho).
"You worry too much about these things. But if it really concerns you so much, I may know someone who can help"
♡ lyney ♡
♡ Has the same look as Kazuha but its amplified by 10x and yes, he is completely aware of how devastated he looks
♡ Is genuinely lost for the first time and will be whining about how youre being unreasonable.
♡ The poor thing just really wants you to feel okay and you willingly not taking medication to ease pain will cause HIM pain.
♡ Like he is stressed outttttt!!!
♡ Will eventually slap his face and get all determined to make sure you feel better in any way possible.
♡ Prepare to be spoiled and pampered and tucked into bed like a princess.
♡ Will lightly scold you for being more fussy than lynette and you get a little offended.
"You know i can't magic away the pain so please??? Hmm? C'mon... you know i dont like seeing you in so much pain"
♡ scaramouche ♡
♡ Literally would not care. He'd be like "why are you even telling me this? I could care less"
♡ He does notice that you are looking pretty weak during the day and then ends up snapping at you to take one.
♡ Dont get him wrong, he doesnt care about you, he cares abt you messing up the mission.
♡ This is when he'd want you to take one.
♡ And if you refuse? Well, he'd smirk and lean into you, a dangerous glint in his eyes.
♡ Let's just say you're in for a LOT more pain, thats for sure.
"Let's see how much pain you can actually handle, hmm? What's the matter, is it too much? I thought you wanted to test your limits?"
♡ tighnari ♡
♡ Dead stare. Are you serious right now?
♡ His sassiness comes out today because he's just never heard anything this absurd from his own lover.
♡ Would tell you not to complain or groan if you're going to be stubborn. And trust me, he will hear even the slightest change in your breathing.
♡ His ears flinch again and he snaps his gaze to you, he scrunches his eyebrows at you and looks all angry (super cute tho).
♡ Pushes you a potion he was working on and turns away with a scoff.
"Drink it. Its not a traditional painkiller, its all natural. It won't be as powerful, so its fine, right? Thats what you're worried about after all. Does that work with your nonsense train of thought?"
♡ venti ♡
♡ Will look at you silently and then start laughing.
♡ Stops laughing and stares at you.
♡ Will ask if you're being serious and then apologise for laughing and then laughs again.
♡ Will whine about you being dramatic and narrow his eyes when he realises you're not going to give in.
♡ Somehow utilises his powers to get it in you.
♡ He'll be playful with it though. Like he'd get you distracted and shove it in and you wont even notice till its over.
"I have a trick for you. They say if you see a crystalfly spin 3 times you need to open your mouth and look up the sky will become pink. There! Did you see it? Open, quickly!"
♡ wanderer ♡
♡ Rolls his eyes, like really rolls them.
♡ "Are you an idiot?"
♡ Will get so tired your your bs especially when you're starting to look really bad.
♡ Will pretend he had planned out a night out with you in the market but then says he'd have to leave you out since you're unwell, and he doesn't want to carry around 'dead weight'.
♡ Says he's gonna go alone (he won't, he'll probably go somewhere secluded and stay there for 2 hours).
♡ He wont have to go alone cos he knows you LOVE the night market in Sumeru city. And Wanderer is never open to going out to the markets in the night because of the noise and crowds. This was a RARE opportunity
"Its a shame, I really wanted to go to the night market with you. But I'm sure I'll be able to find someone else I know while I'm there. I'll let you know how it goes~"
"Oh? What's this? Finally coming round to it huh? How charming, you wanna spend time with me that badly?"
♡ wriothesley ♡
♡ Yeah no that's not going to work on this man.
♡ He would send you straight to sigewinne but she can be real scary so he will try deal with it himself first.
♡ Will say you're being unreasonable yada yada and start to find it amusing when you push back.
♡ Like, you know damn well you can't push back the Head of the Fortress of Meropide, right?
♡ Will get handsy if he has to. I honestly think he'd be able to just pin both your wrists w one hand and get it done.
♡ But if it comes down to it, cuffs will be involved - for restraining purposes only, of course.
"Aw that's really touching. You really think you can put up a fight against me, huh? Be good for me now and take it, yeah?"
♡ xiao ♡
♡ Frowns, "that's a very unreasonable way to handle things"
♡ Has more of an appreciation for modern day medicines since he's visited bubu pharmacy for quite a bit for his own problems. So he's a bit more educated on these things.
♡ Doesn't understand your worries at all but knows there's no shaking your resolve.
♡ Will honestly start getting upset at you if he sees you in visible pain, and yes, he can tell when you're trying to hide it from him.
♡ Will sigh again, pull you in, and look you in the eyes.
♡ And in a blink, you're already passed out in his arms.
♡ He catches you and teleports to his room, laying you in his bed. Will watch over your dreams and make sure you're sleeping peacefully.
"I apologise for this... but I truly can't watch you suffer like that. At least this way, I can take care of you. Sweet dreams"
You brought the Inazuma sweets and want to play with the guy a pocky game!
(Y/n): "Hey... would you like to play pocky game with me?" *you place one part of the sweet in your mouth waiting for him*
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Aether: "H-huh?! Ah! Of course I will play with you!" His cheeks are painted with red shade, he shyly bites the other end of the sweet, eats it slowly with eyes closed.
Albedo: "So this is type of game for the couples? I see… then…" He bites the other end of the sweet and was slowly eating it, watching you intensely for your reactions.
Alhaitham: "... if you wanted a kiss you should just say so." He took the pocky away from your mouth and kissed you. Then he came back to his book, eating whole pocky by himself.
Ayato: "Oho? How could I refuse my beloved?" This didn't end at one, you played till all the pocky run out... he may bring more for more sweet kisses.
Baizhu: "We can play but only one round… let's leave the rest after we come back to home, alright?" He didn't want Qiqi to see you both being affectionate with each other… or anyone else, so he agreed for one round when nobody else was present.
Bennett: "O-oh! Yeah! I want to play!" The blush adored his cheeks but still bravely bit the other end of sweet.... only for it to break immiedietly in middle "W-wait... does it mean I lost?"
Childe:"Hoho! Let's see who will win!" He ate it so fast that he caught you completely off guard when you suddenly just felt his lips on yours. You played more rounds but he still was faster than you.
Chongyun: "Pocky game? What are the rules?" After you explained he felt his heart beat faster. "Um… let me first prepare some popsicles… just in case…"
Cyno: "I tried to tell a Pocky joke, but it fell flat. Guess it wasn’t my best stick-" you showed the sweet in his mouth.
Dahlia: "Hum~ Sure! Let's play!" He was teasing you, always breaking apart when your lips are supposed to touch. After you started to pout he finally give you a deserved kiss.
Dainsleif: "If this is what you want then sure. What are the rules?" After you told him he smirked. "I see, but next time if you want some… affection, just say it." he played as you wanted him to.
Diluc : "…" He didn't say anything, just bit the other end and slowly ate it till your lips meet, the kiss was especially passionate, he let go when you were out of your breath. "If you want to play more, just say so." He said it with smile.
Durin: "So the winner is the person who eats the most of it? Sure! I want to play it!" When you both reached the middle he wasn't sure if he can proceed more. After your lips brushed his, you moved away from him saying you won. "Huh?! Um.. can we play one more round?"
Flins: "Another interesting human custom. So shall we start?" He holds onto your cheeks, making you look up at him, the way he was looking at you made you shy. He was eating slowly on purpose because he wanted you to eat most of it and be the one to kiss him.
Freminet: "I… I … Please give me a moment." After he calmed down, he bit the other end of the pocky, but before your lips could reach his, he jumped away. "Ah! S-sorry! It's not like I don't want to… do this, it's just a bit embarrassing… Can we try one more time?"
Gaming:"Oo I heard about it before! I always wanted to do it with someone special one day! Haha!" He bites the other end with a big smile. You played many rounds and shared sweet kisses.
Gorou: "Wait, you know about this game?! I.. I do want to play it." He bites the other end, but the closer your lips were, the more shy he became. After the kiss he was trying to show that this didn't affect him, but you can tell he really liked it by his wagging tail.
Heizou: "Ah it seems we think alike! I just wanted to propose this game to you too!" There was some teasing and with every round, his kisses become more and more passionate.
Ifa: "What is this game?" After you explained, he smiled "Haha I see. I would love to try it with you." It started slow but the closer you two were to each other, the faster he ate, not wanting to wait any longer to feel your lips on his. "Bro are you for real?!" Cacucu came and surprised you two.
Itto: "Bring it on!" He bites the end but when you started to eat, he took a big chump of it and moved away "I won!!" He exclaimed and let out a laugh. He thought you look disappointed because you lost "Don't be sad! We can play again!" You have to eat fast if you want to kiss him.
Kaeya: "Oh my, how could I refuse when you ask me so nicely?" When you two reach the middle and your lips are almost touching he will move away. "Sorry, it seems I won! If you want we can go for another round~" in next round he will finally let you kiss him.
Kaveh: "A- Y-yeah! we can play!" He was caught off guard with your proposal but still wanted to enjoy this little game with you. He eats slowly and then kisses you softly.
Kazuha: "Ah, I forgot this game exists. I would love to play it with you." You two were smiling to each other while eating the sweet. When your lips met, he didn't let go of you. Then he started to leave kisses all over your face.
Kinich: "You're full of supraises today." It is his birthday, but you want to play the game with him today as well. He of course agrees, sharing kisses with you is always great... till Ajaw came back and ruined the moment.
Lyney: "How could I refuse!" he grabs your waist, bringing you closer to him. He was a fast eater, not being able to hold himself any longer from kissing you. You won't be let go too soon.
Mika: "H-huh?! Isn't this a game where two people…!!" His face gets red, but he still bites the other end. You have to eat it and be the one to kiss him because he froze.
Neuvillette: "Humans really have interesting ways to spend time with another." He agrees to play, but he prefers kisses with you without any sweets involved.
Ororon: "Hm? What are the rules of this game?" After you told him he, immediately bites the other end of pocky. The kiss was short and he went deep in thought. When you asked what he is thinking about, he replied "I was wondering… can we use a carrot for this game as well? It will be more healthy."
Razor: "Okay." he didn't even ask how you play it, he just followed your lead. After your lips met he, shyly moved away. "I really like this game... can we play more?"
Sethos: "Hmm? I see, I see!" He will indulge you, after all any reason to be able kiss you is good for him. You guys are going to play many rounds.
Thoma: "Oh! I wanted to play it with you for awhile!" Very excited. Before you two become lovers he always wondered how it feels to play this game with a special someone. Expect many sweet kisses with him.
Tighnari: "Hm? Pocky game? Sure, we can play." He heard of it and wasn't sure how to play, but quickly realized the purpose of the game. "How about we continue it but without the pocky?" Many kisses were shared.
Venti: "Okay~!" He bites immediately and started munching on the sweet. After you two shared a kiss, he moved away from you and licked his lips. "Mmm! So tasty! Your lips are the sweetest thing in the world so… how about doing it again? Without the pocky of course~"
Wanderer: "Huh? Didn"t I tell you I dislike sweets? … Fine, I will indulge you, but only this time" He ate it fast and kissed you quickly. "Hmph, next time if you are that desperate for my affection, just come without those sticks…"
Wriothesley: "Oh, the snack will be good for tea." For a moment you got worried he won't play it normally, thankfully that wasn't the case. He will eat most of it then, passionately kiss you. "If you want we can play more~" He will invite you for more rounds.
Varka: "Haha! If you want kisses you could just ask!" He still plays with you, but lets you eat most of the pocky.
Xiao: "Another pointless human custom…" He seems like he doesn't want to do it, but after seeing your sad face he immediately bites the other end. He lets you eat most of it, but when you two are close, he is the one to kiss you first.
Xingqiu: "I see, well how can I refuse?" He didn't want to show it but he was excited you wanted to play with him. It didn't end on one round.
Zhongli: "Interesting." he said with smile and bit the other end. He ate till the middle of pocky and waited for your lips to meet his.
T-too many guys Σ(゜ロ゜;) But I didn't want to leave anyone for something like this 👉👈
Albedo approached your pregnancy almost like a sacred mystery. Not in a cold or detached way, in an awestruck way. He’d rest his hand against your stomach with complete fascination, quietly wondering how something so small could already change his entire world.
He kept sketchbooks filled with drawings of you throughout every stage of your pregnancy. Little notes crowded the page margins.
“The glow in her expression becomes more noticeable when speaking about the child.”
He talked to the baby scientifically at first. That lasted maybe two weeks. Then you caught him softly reading stories aloud to your stomach while thinking nobody was around. He got embarrassed immediately.
Diluc Ragnvindr
Diluc became fiercely gentle. The kind of gentle that made your chest ache. He’d wake up before you just to make sure your mornings were easier. If you craved something at midnight, he was already halfway out the door before you could say never mind.
Diluc also had a habit of resting his forehead against your stomach when the stress of Mondstadt became overwhelming. You quickly realized why. The baby always kicked when hearing his voice. And every single time, Diluc smiled like the world had stopped spinning.
Kaeya Alberich
Kaeya acted teasing the entire pregnancy. But he worried constantly. You’d catch him watching you carefully whenever you looked too tired or uncomfortable.
“Careful,” he’d hum dramatically while helping you sit down. “If anything happens to you, Diluc may finally kill me from stress.”
But behind the jokes, Kaeya adored seeing you carry his child. Especially because he never truly believed he’d get a future this soft. There were nights where he’d hold you quietly in bed, hand over your stomach, looking strangely emotional while thinking you were asleep.
Mika
Mika was PANICKING. Respectfully. This poor man treated your pregnancy like the world’s most important mission. You sneezed once and he nearly called Barbara.
Mika constantly carried emergency supplies “just in case,” even though nobody knew what the supplies were actually for.
But despite how nervous he was, he loved you endlessly. The first time he felt the baby move, he nearly started crying.
“S-Sorry,” he stammered while wiping his eyes quickly. “I just… I didn’t think I could ever have this…”
You definitely cried too.
Durin
Durin loved your child before they were even born. Absolutely adored them. He’d press his ear against your stomach constantly, fascinated by every tiny movement. Your pregnancy also made him unbelievably clingy.
“You should rest.”
“Durin, I just stood up.”
“That sounds exhausting.”
He said it with complete sincerity too. Durin talked about the future endlessly, flying with your child, showing them the stars, protecting both of you forever. Because after living such a lonely existence. Having a family felt like a miracle.
Varka
Varka was overjoyed. LOUDLY overjoyed. The Knights heard about your pregnancy within maybe ten minutes because this man could not stop talking about it.
“That’s MY child!” he proudly announced every chance he got.
Jean eventually banned him from interrupting meetings just to mention baby names. But in private? Varka became surprisingly tender. He’d rub your back after long days, kiss your forehead constantly, and speak to your stomach like the baby could already understand him. Which honestly, They probably could.
Venti
Venti cried immediately. Then denied it. Then cried harder when the baby kicked for the first time. Your pregnancy made him softer than usual, quieter during intimate moments, almost reverent whenever he touched your stomach.
Sometimes late at night, he’d play gentle songs for the baby on his lyre. And every single time? The baby calmed down instantly. Venti would smile so softly afterward that it almost hurt to look at him. Like he couldn’t believe something this beautiful was real.
Bennett
Bennett was terrified his bad luck would somehow affect you or the baby. He worried constantly. Too constantly. But you quickly realized something sweet. He was trying so hard to become someone dependable for both of you.
Bennett learned how to cook safer meals. He carried extra blankets. He triple-checked everything around the house. And whenever he rested beside you, hand carefully over your stomach, his whole expression softened into complete wonder.
“I’m gonna protect you both,” he whispered once.
Like a promise to himself.
Dahlia
Dahlia handled your pregnancy with endless warmth and teasing affection. He loved kissing your stomach randomly just to make you laugh. And the SECOND you started craving anything? He remembered. Forever. No matter how weird it was.
Dahlia also absolutely spoiled you. Blankets, snacks, flowers, naps, you wanted it, you got it. But the most emotional moment was when he first heard the baby’s heartbeat. He completely froze. Then smiled so brightly it made your chest ache.
“That’s our little one,” he whispered.
Like he still couldn’t believe he was lucky enough to have you.
Razor
Razor was confused at first. Very confused. Not about loving you. About pregnancy itself. You had to explain multiple things very slowly while he listened with intense concentration.
But once he understood? Razor became unbelievably protective. He stayed close to you constantly, especially outdoors, always alert for danger. He’d gently touch your stomach with cautious wonder, eyes wide whenever the baby moved.
“Small wolf…” he murmured softly one day.
Then immediately corrected himself.
“No. Small pup.”
You laughed so hard you cried. Razor looked very proud of himself afterward.
random scenes with your beloved. whether it be on a random afternoon, or at 3am through your window, these men certainly cherish their darling, you!
fluff. crack. suggestive-ish? venti , wanderer , kazuha , heizou , xiao , lohen , lyney , dahlia , and wanderer twice for my PR manager x mostly gn!reader (kazu implied to have fem, and lohen has fem).
A/N. two wanderer pieces because i love my PR manager. that's all i have to say ^^
" girl you got me smilin' — i don't wanna fall in ! "
