#sextspert

[surprisebitch]

If u only close the top button of your suit it accentuates your waist, both buttons closed makes you look like a newscaster xx

well i guess im gonna have to say i was going for gay newscaster feelin himself in the church bathroom look then haha omg. thanks for the pro-tip tho! will keep that in mind! :) x

[harclon]

6'2", tall, strong resemblance to waluigi

i am in love

describe yourself on anon and i'll say whether or not i'd date you!!

[seer]

when someone insults you and expects you to care

[spaceindavers]

you're cute and ily but you'll never look as good in a suit as me B)

tru

[smallbabycorn]

sextspert replied to your post:incredibly important information, eh?

dude our relationship is supposed to be secret??

i'm sorry bae, i just wanted the world to know about how spooky we are 

[lucasnapaspeur]

Sextspert

oh my god hella tru he is cute damn

send me your tumblr crushes

[greatbritishbakeoff]

Happy birthday!!!!! (am I late? idk)

thank you!! (just a day late but better late than never)

[hijerking]

tumblruser sexaulity trying to quench her thirst, but not