What are the Rangers’s sexuality alignments (like disaster bi and stuff)?
Mun: HA, I should’ve expected this question. But I got an ask, HOORAY! I’ll leave this to Maria, since she’s the best one to answer this question. Maria?
Maria: Okay! I have to warn you, that since most of us aren’t LGBT, we will have to include the Straights. But nobody’s perfect, amirite?
Sean: Get on with it!
Maria: Oh, calm down, mi amor! *pinches his cheek* Okay! So, here’s my list, starting with myself!
Maria: Distinguished bi
Hitomi: Functional lesbian
Hitomi: *Blushing* I’M NOT A LESBIAN!
Maria: *Laughing* Just kidding, amiga! You’re really a functional bi.
Hitomi: Arigatou…
Maria: Now, where were we? Oh, yes!
Kevin: Distinguished Straight
Aaron: Functional Celibate
Arquen: Distinguished straight
Ritchie: Functional straight
Daisuke: Distinguished straight
Sean: Disaster straight
Sean: Disaster!? What the hell does that mean?
Maria: It’s for the meme, mi amor, don’t take it seriously.
