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TOKUFESSIONAL: I enjoy when the suits get damaged.
Sean: “It ain’t fun from our end!”
Send in “kabedon” to pin my muse against the wall.
What are the Rangers’s sexuality alignments (like disaster bi and stuff)?
Mun: HA, I should’ve expected this question. But I got an ask, HOORAY! I’ll leave this to Maria, since she’s the best one to answer this question. Maria?
Maria: Okay! I have to warn you, that since most of us aren’t LGBT, we will have to include the Straights. But nobody’s perfect, amirite?
Sean: Get on with it!
Maria: Oh, calm down, mi amor! *pinches his cheek* Okay! So, here’s my list, starting with myself!
Maria: Distinguished bi
Hitomi: Functional lesbian
Hitomi: *Blushing* I’M NOT A LESBIAN!
Maria: *Laughing* Just kidding, amiga! You’re really a functional bi.
Hitomi: Arigatou…
Maria: Now, where were we? Oh, yes!
Kevin: Distinguished Straight
Aaron: Functional Celibate
Arquen: Distinguished straight
Ritchie: Functional straight
Daisuke: Distinguished straight
Sean: Disaster straight
Sean: Disaster!? What the hell does that mean?
Maria: It’s for the meme, mi amor, don’t take it seriously.
And they didn’t come back from the war
A list of plot points that never got a proper resolution or any resolution at all, inconsistencies and other things that frustrate me in VLD
Warning: really salty and long
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Family Thanksgiving Dinner
Maka: I’m glad we got the whole family here for Thanksgiving.
Kami: Glad to be here.
Nene: Thanks for having us.
Eu’s Notepad: Better than cooking for ourselves.
Ayumu: Well, I’d probably cook for you- but yeah this is nice.
Blair: Let’s eat!
Excalibur: Yes! Let the feast begin! It’s the time to be thankful for having me in your life.
Soul: Yeah, sure, family, that’s great and all but I’m not sure we have enough food.
Maka: Yeah, I don’t mind you bringing more guests but a head’s up would have been nice.
Kami: I just brought me and Nene.
Nene: I didn’t bring anyone. I wanted more turkey.
Eu’s Notepad: Careful with that. I don’t want you falling asleep on me again.
Ayumu: Huh, we didn’t invite them.
Soul: Wait, who invited you guys?!
Kana: I did. I was getting homesick so I decided to bring them here to visit.
Kiri: Wait?! You didn’t tell mom or dad that we were coming?
Soul & Maka: Mom and dad?!
Kanade: Way, to avoid spoilers. I thought my dumb older brother would be the first to cause a paradox.
Kotaro: Mom! Dad! Kanade is being a jerk again!
Kanade: How’s running a zombie idol group going? I couldn’t follow, I was running an afterlife.
Kotaro: Stop showing off!
Kanade: Just be happy your zombies are still better than Stein’s.
Ayumu: Wait…. are you two our…?
Eu’s Notepad: … Pass the turkey. I don’t mind being crushed now.
Nene: Yeah, I don’t think there is going to be enough food.
Kana: Don’t worry grandmothers, your other daughters will be here with more food soon.
*Door slams open*
Will: Happy Thanksgiving!
Niko: Thank you for inviting us.
Kami: …. what?
Soul & Maka: ….
Blair: Looks like Soul and Maka broke, so have Happy Thanksgiving!
Kana: Let’s eat now that everyone is here.
*Walks in* Spirit: Sorry I’m late. I brought some pie.
Excalibur: I had forgotten about him.
@ask-a-meister
Sean: God Bless us everyone, and pass the turkey!
Bridge: Wrong holiday!
Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.
Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.
This is blatantly untrue
Companies do not experience one day of revenue loss and pull the plug, destroying years of work and firing dozens if not hundreds of employees.
Companies which experience loss in revenue and consumer interest make investments and changes in order to regain their users/customers. That’s why organized protests and boycotts WORK. Tumblr will NOT go down after one bad day or week, but they might be willing to listen to its userbase if we put up an organized protest. (If you don’t believe me, think about how long sites like MySpace and Google+ hang around with fractions of their previous user base, often for years.)
Yahoo paid over one billion dollars for Tumblr, and the website will not go offline because of a one-day event, so in conclusion,
DO log off on December 17th to show Tumblr that you disapprove of its recent content ban and clumsy execution of censorship.
Please reblog this version of the post to stop the spread of misinformation.
rbing for the buffoons who don’t understand how protests work
bloops sean
Sean sometimes thinks he’s a cool, edgy badass, but he’s really a snarky dork. He also used to cry a lot as a kid, but don’t tell him you know. (His girlfriend and his sister wrote that last part)
Sean: “WHY’D YOU TELL THEM THAT!?”
Maria:
What would you guys do if you met Lord Drakkon?
Sean: “What the hell do you think we’d do!? We’d fight the motherfucker!”
When ya girl bisexual
Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.
Sean: “Not all the time. But Maria has been known to check out some of the womens’ hockey players.”
Maria: “Because I have excellent taste in women AND men.”
Sean: *Has a ‘I’m the luckiest guy with the best girlfriend in the world’ grin*
Kana what are you planning to do with Soul for Father's day?
Kana: “…” *holds up a power tool* “Play ‘house.’” *holds up a hacksaw*
“Kana! No! Put on safety goggles before using power tools. Safety first.”
Soul: “Don’t I have enough scars?!”
Sean: *Looks up at the Harry Potter scar on his forehead* “Neither do I.”
Soul: “…Scar buddies?”
Sean: *Shrugs* “Scar buddies”
Kana what are you planning to do with Soul for Father's day?
Kana: “…” *holds up a power tool* “Play ‘house.’” *holds up a hacksaw*
“Kana! No! Put on safety goggles before using power tools. Safety first.”
Soul: “Don’t I have enough scars?!”
Sean: *Looks up at the Harry Potter scar on his forehead* “Neither do I.”
everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose heads are so far up their asses they think singing week-long ballads is prime entertainment and say shit like “thou” and “beseech” unironically y'all should be hooking up with dwarves who 1. actually know how to throw the fuck down and let loose at a party 2. will literally shower you in diamond dust and gold they mined and crafted with their bare hands and 3. can sling you over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes with their huge muscular arms developed from hours of said mining and crafting. there’s literally no contest.
Arquen: Yes, but elves have learned a few tricks of their own. Even those of us who are not immortal, like myself, if you may pardon the human expression, “Know what I mean”.
Which OC drinks so much caffeine that they don’t even get a buzz from it anymore?
Everyone: *Looks at Maria*
Maria: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sean: “Is this guy calling for my cousin? Hey, Jimmy!”
Jimmy: “Never met the guy, eh.”
“Yeah, we do go for the bad boys. That’s how I got married to my first husband.”
Spirit: Q_Q
Maria: “Unless the bad boy’s really a sweetheart” *Gives Sean bedroom eyes*
Sean: “You don’t need a superpower if you’re a Power Ranger!”
“But don’t you get superpower when you become a power ranger.”
Sean: “Nah, not even when we morph.”
Sean: “forgot to post on this blog...”
Sean: “You don’t need a superpower if you’re a Power Ranger!”