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Louise Redknapp

Despite the initial hype and critical praise, total sales for Elbow Beach were weaker than the previous two productions, and the album peaked at number twelve. The same year, Louise was hired to 'sex up' the 2000 National Egg Awareness Campaign.

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When i was a little girl i would always help my mom with breakfast by passing her eggs one by one and one day i was really out of it and she told me to pass her an egg so i picked one up, turn around and dropped it. When i was little my emotions were a little more dramatic then they are now so j started freaking out and hyperventilating. She chuckled a bit and told me to grab another one so i grabbed two this time just incase i dropped one and i turned around slowly, i felt so much pride in not dropping it when turning that i started to run to her and i ended up tripping and dropping both the eggs. I started to cry. My mom started to laugh really hard and that made me cry harder and she patted me on the back and just told me to bring the whole carton this time. What an idiot she was. I ended up dropping the whole carton. THE WHOLE THING!! I dont know how it happened, they just slipped. I started to get really dramatic and started to cry so hard i was gagging while my mom was literally 'lmfao'ing and i ran out off the how and hid in this little cave. I like to look back on that day a lot because that was the day i realized there is no point to life. That we get put here to take a series of tests that make us suffer, then we die and someday no one will ever know our importance on earth. Take notes kids

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