I'm still alive just in case you were worrying. You can stop worrying now. I know you were. Don't deny it.
Thanks for telling me now, after I sent the secret service on your ass and issued an amber alert. Are you in boston now?
Not yet. There are lots of black people here. You would love it.
I'm so jealous, the closest I've gotten to a black person in a month was the hispanic hybrid walmart greeter.
God dammit I'm so sick of those hybrids. I'm only interested in full-blown blacks. Go big or go home.
I know, it's like false hope. I get all happy and then I just want to kill a n*gger!
Which I'm fully capable of doing.