—Kuya! Stop the jeep!
Pinoy!Sejioh4 and how they tell the jeepney driver to "para" (Stop the ride)
—Oikawa Tooru
Oikawa is an early riser, but that doesn't mean he makes it to school on time. This man's morning routine is ridiculously long. Skin care, hair care, leg care, you name it.
Which is why Iwaizumi has to kick his door down and drag him to the road so they can ride the jeep to school together. But in some cases, Iwaizumi gets fed up and leaves without him, so he ends up riding a jeep with full passengers and is left to stand and hang by the entrance instead of sitting down inside, which messes up his hair.
He's too scared to jump out without telling the driver to stop.
"ACK-! ANG HANGIN DITO-! KUYA-! PARA PO-! KUYA? PARA!! KUYA LUMAGPAS NA PO! NARIRINIG MO BA AKO KUYA-?!"
Translation:
"ACK-! IT'S SO WINDY OUT HERE-! SIR-! THIS IS MY STOP-! SIR? MY STOP-! SIR, I MISSED MY STOP! CAN YOU EVEN HEAR ME?!
—Iwaizumi Hajime (Padilla)
Iwaizumi is pretty punctual. He sleeps and wakes up at the right time. He cooks breakfast for himself, takes a shower, dresses up, then rides the jeep to school— assuming a certain someone isn't taking their precious time with their morning routine.
On some occasions that Iwaizumi has given up on waiting for Oikawa to get ready, he just rides the jeep by himself with a scowl on his face. One time, he got so agitated that he accidentally yelled at the group of guys beside him for being too loud. The whole jeep went silent until he got off.
"Tsk, manong! para na po, kainis..."
Translation:
"Tsk, this is my stop, Sir! How annoying..."
Matsukawa Issei
Matsukawa is a simple man. He gets up, he showers, he gets dressed and walks towards Hanamaki's house to ride the jeep to school together. Only to realize that Hanamaki also got up and went to his house, meaning these two num-nuts have to ride the jeep on their own.
When Matsukawa rides the jeep, it starts out empty, and then, after some time, it becomes full. He ended up being squished between a fat middle-aged man and this girl who had ridiculously long hair that was hitting his face because of the wind. He tries to tell the driver to stop but his mouth is full of hair
"Para po—HA-ACK *cough* p-pAra— *cough* ATE-! *cough* YUNG BUHOK MO!
Translation:
"This is my sto—HA—ACK *cough* E-excuse me—! *cough* MISS—! *cough* YOUR HAIR!
Hanamaki Takahiro
Hanamaki and Matsukawa agreed to ride the jeep to school together tomorrow, but they didn't talk about where they'd meet, so logically, he did what any guy would do, instead of texting, He decided to go Matsukawa's house to meet him there. Except, that was the wrong move as Matsukawa seemingly had the same idea as him.
So here he is, inside a jeep— or rather, hanging by the entrance of the jeep. The jeepney is still running when he got off, so instead of signaling the driver that he's getting off, he thanks him. The driver thinks it's nice of him until he realizes that Hanamaki didn't pay for the ride.
"Matsala Kuyaaaa *Jumps down*"
Translation:
"Ariga-thank you, Sirrr *jumps down*"
A/n: Matsukawa's situation happens to me all the time when I ride a jeep
Fun fact: what Hanamaki did is something called "1 2 3" it's basically done by most teenage boys where they hang by the entrance of the jeep and then count 1,2,3 before jumping out without paying the driver for the ride. Why is that a thing in my country? I have no idea. Have I done it myself? No, I have no balls.