Sey★

I just want my dream back

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Seyleste | Almost 18 | ⚽️ ∠※。.:*:・'°☆

Hello! I write Headcannons on fictional characters from fandoms such as Haikyuu and Blue Lock

Masterlist pending....

Rules list pending....

Other platforms where you can find me:

Tiktok— I mainly post Haikyuu stories, and this is the only place where you can read my Dear Diary series

My official tag— #SeySaysStuff #Seyleste

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I need a blue lock fic written mockumentary style before I go blind

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—Kuya! Stop the jeep!

Pinoy!Sejioh4 and how they tell the jeepney driver to "para" (Stop the ride)

—Oikawa Tooru

Oikawa is an early riser, but that doesn't mean he makes it to school on time. This man's morning routine is ridiculously long. Skin care, hair care, leg care, you name it.

Which is why Iwaizumi has to kick his door down and drag him to the road so they can ride the jeep to school together. But in some cases, Iwaizumi gets fed up and leaves without him, so he ends up riding a jeep with full passengers and is left to stand and hang by the entrance instead of sitting down inside, which messes up his hair.

He's too scared to jump out without telling the driver to stop.

"ACK-! ANG HANGIN DITO-! KUYA-! PARA PO-! KUYA? PARA!! KUYA LUMAGPAS NA PO! NARIRINIG MO BA AKO KUYA-?!"

Translation:

"ACK-! IT'S SO WINDY OUT HERE-! SIR-! THIS IS MY STOP-! SIR? MY STOP-! SIR, I MISSED MY STOP! CAN YOU EVEN HEAR ME?!

—Iwaizumi Hajime (Padilla)

Iwaizumi is pretty punctual. He sleeps and wakes up at the right time. He cooks breakfast for himself, takes a shower, dresses up, then rides the jeep to school— assuming a certain someone isn't taking their precious time with their morning routine.

On some occasions that Iwaizumi has given up on waiting for Oikawa to get ready, he just rides the jeep by himself with a scowl on his face. One time, he got so agitated that he accidentally yelled at the group of guys beside him for being too loud. The whole jeep went silent until he got off.

"Tsk, manong! para na po, kainis..."

Translation:

"Tsk, this is my stop, Sir! How annoying..."

Matsukawa Issei

Matsukawa is a simple man. He gets up, he showers, he gets dressed and walks towards Hanamaki's house to ride the jeep to school together. Only to realize that Hanamaki also got up and went to his house, meaning these two num-nuts have to ride the jeep on their own.

When Matsukawa rides the jeep, it starts out empty, and then, after some time, it becomes full. He ended up being squished between a fat middle-aged man and this girl who had ridiculously long hair that was hitting his face because of the wind. He tries to tell the driver to stop but his mouth is full of hair

"Para po—HA-ACK *cough* p-pAra— *cough* ATE-! *cough* YUNG BUHOK MO!

Translation:

"This is my sto—HA—ACK *cough* E-excuse me—! *cough* MISS—! *cough* YOUR HAIR!

Hanamaki Takahiro

Hanamaki and Matsukawa agreed to ride the jeep to school together tomorrow, but they didn't talk about where they'd meet, so logically, he did what any guy would do, instead of texting, He decided to go Matsukawa's house to meet him there. Except, that was the wrong move as Matsukawa seemingly had the same idea as him.

So here he is, inside a jeep— or rather, hanging by the entrance of the jeep. The jeepney is still running when he got off, so instead of signaling the driver that he's getting off, he thanks him. The driver thinks it's nice of him until he realizes that Hanamaki didn't pay for the ride.

"Matsala Kuyaaaa *Jumps down*"

Translation:

"Ariga-thank you, Sirrr *jumps down*"

A/n: Matsukawa's situation happens to me all the time when I ride a jeep

Fun fact: what Hanamaki did is something called "1 2 3" it's basically done by most teenage boys where they hang by the entrance of the jeep and then count 1,2,3 before jumping out without paying the driver for the ride. Why is that a thing in my country? I have no idea. Have I done it myself? No, I have no balls.

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—Kuya! Stop the jeep!

Pinoy!Karasuno First Years and how they tell the jeepney driver to "para" (Stop the ride)

—Hinata Shoyo

Hinata's been having a bad luck streak lately. First, his alarm didn't go off, then he forgot his English homework on his desk after spending hours on it last night. When he finally got out of the house, he accidentally stepped on dog doo on the way to ride a jeep.

When he does ride the jeep, he got so caught up in his own thoughts about his forgotten notebook that he realized he passed his stop

"HALA! KUYA, PARA PO! GAGI! LAGPAS NA AKO!"

Translation:

"OH NO! SIR, PLEASE STOP HERE! SHIT! I MISSED MY STOP!"

—Kageyama Tobio

Kageyama woke up extra grumpy today, he couldn't finish his math homework in time last night so he just gave up and threw his notebook back in his bag and decided that sacrificing his sleep for this isn't worth it.

Well, clearly, he shouldn't have done so because after counting the coins from his wallet, he realized he didn't have enough money for the fare. Looks like he's gonna have to run to school now, curse you math

"Uh... Kuya, baba na po ako.. kulang pala barya ko..."

Translation:

"Uh... sir, please drop me off here.. I don't have enough money..."

—Tsukishima Kei

Tsukishima says he wakes up really early to avoid getting late. But the real reason is that he doesn't want to ride a jeep with full passengers by running late because it's so annoying to tuck his longs legs in, or worse, he'll have to hang by the entrance of the jeep and feel the smoky wind in his face.

He has to duck his head in the ride even though he's already sitting down, which is very embarrassing, so he plays it cool by listening to music in his headphones while looking out the window to see if he's reached his stop.

"Para po"

Translation:

"This is my stop"

—Yamaguchi Tadashi

Yamaguchi is very unlucky when it comes to jeepneys. When he's already late to school, somehow the driver decides this is the perfect time to stop by the gas station to get a full tank.

So it always ends up with him getting out of the jeep and just running to school. After paying for the fare, of course. Even though he only rode for about 1 minute, he still feels like he needs to pay.

"Kuya, ito po bayad, baba na po ako.."

Translation:

"Sir, here's the money, I'll get off now..."

—Yachi Hitoka

Yachi's mom has a car, but she doesn't drive her to school because of work. So, instead, she has to ride a tricycle and a jeep to go to school.

Although she's been commuting on her own every day for years, she's still as nervous as the first time she's ever ridden a jeep

"A-ah, para po! Salamat!"

Translation:

"A-ah, please stop here, sir! Thank you!"

A/n: it's a lot more fun to write here on Tumblr than on tiktok, I'll probably shift here from time to time! Thanks for reading!

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So you guys know how Matsukawa runs a funeral home in timeskip right? That is literally the perfect piece in building an x reader angst fic

Childhood friends to lovers but the reader dies and Matsukawa's business is literally the one that caters her funeral

omfg im dead someone turn this into a fic rn

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Why does timeskip Lev give me Sabrina Carpenter vibes? Which is ironic since Lev is like two Sabrinas tall

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I don't usually watch music videos, but I just watched the mv of "please please please" by Sabrina Carpenter and immediately thought of KyouHaba

Like that is literally them

Bonus: if you squint hard enough then it's kinda TeruYama and AtsuSuna

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Atsumu is just as gluttonous as Osamu and I will die on that hill. He's definitely at Onigiri Miya ATLEAST once a week

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Oikawa is not the playboy the Fandom makes him out to be

Bro had ONE girlfriend and SHE dumped him. That man is a LOSER

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I hate when I’m look for Atsuhina content and it’s people saying shit like “IM A DIE HARD KAGEHINA FAN BUT” please.. we atsuhina shippers do not gaf. I just wanna enjoy my ship content without bitches in my ear saying shit like “I don’t ship it but..”

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Love your story on tiktok! DAMNIT YOU ARE SO PEAK RAAGH please make more male reader that thing is so UNDERATED IN THIS FANDOM RAAGH

Okie thank you

WAHHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCHH!! And yes I will continue on making more Male reader, it's so rare to find them nowadays