#sgtstrawman

[ilovemosss]

sonic has existed for t w e n t y n i n e years

that's disgusting sonic is almost 30. hate that huh

[ilovemosss]

hol up bro does the moss think that stevie stills and pete tork look the same?? asking for research 😳😳

your local moss diety has decreed that stephen stills and peter tork are one and the same

[ilovemosss]

moss can u tell me a dad joke

u want me to tell u my very best joke?????? its literally the funniest joke to me imma tell it

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okay so a guy walks into a bar after a real long day at work. he sits down at the bar and orders a drink. he looks around and realizes that it's just him and the bartender there.

while the bartender's turned away he hears someone whisper

"gee, that's a really nice tie bud, it really looks great on you"

the guy turns to the bartender and asks if he said something. the bartender looks confused and shakes his head

the man is confused, but he sits quietly and sits his drink. he's had a long day, and he doesnt question it any further. after a while, when he's on his second drink he hears another whisper

"man, your suit is so sharp, it fits you like a glove"

confused once more, the man turns to the bartender

"are you sure you havent said anything?"

the bartender shakes his head again looking just as confused as his customer, and insists he's said nothing, though after a moment realization seems to dawn

"i know what it is." the bartender declares, a smile spreading over his face

"then tell me, man! tell me!" the man cries

"it's the peanuts! they're complimentary"

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that's genuinely one of my best jokes. i've been telling it for years and i cant even remember if i made it up or if i picked it up from someone else

[ilovemosss]

But Moss I already gave you Moss himbo dad. Ummm.....Ball of Moss Himbo Dad. Yeaaaa a whole Ball of Moss Himbo Dad

😂😂 A Whole Ball of Moss Himbo Dad

yea newsflash i can roll myself into a ball to disguise myself if i feel threatened. like an armadillo

[ilovemosss]

between me and god, who would win in a game of mario party

you, but by a very close margin. god turns out to be a sore loser though and turns you into a tree frog

[ilovemosss]

moss are you able to take a bit out of yourself and grow a clone from that

no if i take a bit out it becomes a small minion for me to use but then it gets reabsorbed into the larger clump that is my body when i no longer need to have it detatched

kinda like if you could take your hand off your body for a bit and then put it back on

[ilovemosss]

Is it even possible that Peter and Stephen can do a faceswap 😳😳

yes, but nothing changes

[ilovemosss]

what is the proper way to hold stephen

pick him up by the scruff of his neck like a kitten. no i dont take criticism on that