tomfoolery, shenanigans, blood feud, world war and minecraft.
So I was on Minecraft for a very long time tonight. The glorious creation of my first estate hidden far in the northern mountains and the glorious sabotage operation! God, God these mods and shaders pump such fine life into this aged game.
So! In chronological order, the spawn and start. We all made a pact, no fighting in the first half hour. I fucked off on my own up north because I like snowy places and God this seed... mmm.. something else. The others went south but I kept an eye on them because well.. we were going to war soon!
But yes, God what beauty is that land?
This land is my land!
Well it isnt! The snowy hills, barren and wasteful are my lands. So I did eventually find one and as one did I climbed to the very tip top and took a screenie like twas everest.
After that we had to build shelter and by then night had dawned and woah. The night sky you reign, give me my destiny!
Now this was just the staret as I awed at this beauty. Word reached my ear from a loyal comrade, the bedamned Alurisian Desert Warlord was coming to my blow. With a price upon my head I spirited myself into armour though I was only half ready for it. I had lots of tnt at least thanks to villagers sand and minmaxxing but I digress. As it's time for war, it's time to put the war shaders on and of course, the war skins! Because I am that theatrical, yes.
War have cometh, she hath not yet gone.
I then travelled very far and across three seas for like, 4 in game days and nights till I reached the settlement. Thankfully she was empty lol so I just waltzed in and.. destroyed it. Killed the villagesr, the camels, the golems, farms and houses so that nothing could rise up again.
Then I sailed far, far away back home. But I think I'm fucked because this atrocity has made everyone want me dead. Appernately that camel was well liked. So I'll probably need to tear down my house and run, run as fast I can next session because fuck.. I am fucked man..
But the sail back was nice, before the world clocked on to what had happened and i Became a terrorist overnight!