Apr 16, 2023
Ah yes I too suffer from chronic headaches ever since I created the shadow abominations using my dark magic
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Ah yes I too suffer from chronic headaches ever since I created the shadow abominations using my dark magic
Kaz and Jesper are the skinniest men I’ve ever seen. Gangly. Cheekbones. Hollow. Them making out would be like that thing when you intertwine the tines of two forks. The sound of them having sex would be the sound of a knife scraping on a porcelain plate.
God the way Inej is like "oh no one my twelve weaknesses... human trafficking"
The way the show has decided its main recurring theme is that suffering does not absolve you 🤌
"Not feeling pain is a weakness" is a GREAT Kaz line, goddamn
I love that they mashed these two stories together into one story bc it's never not funny when the incredibly high stakes wizard fight is happening and then the guys from the heist show up with a flash bomb
Nikolai being like I didn't know you were patriots and Kaz is like WE ARENT EVEN CITIZENS IVE JUST BEEN FORCEFULLY TRANSPLANTED INTO THE HIGH FANTASY BOOKS >8[
Watching both the grisha trilogy and sixycrows smushed into being the same story really emphasizes how much LBardugo likes the trope of "powerful people who keep stupidly forgetting that the people they screw over are human beings with feelings and some of those feelings are Pure Fury"
LMAO KAZ AND INEJ ARE SO STUPID
Guy with 1 leg going rappelling and he's being counterbalanced by the girl who weighs 90lbs soaking wet