fuck now I need a female turian name
[02:20:39] Leah: [02:18:08] Alyssa: name her Pancreas
[02:18:13] Leah: no
[02:18:22] Leah: especially becaue shepard fights her the first scene
[02:19:06] Leah: It only took a split second, but Pancreas saw her chance and seized it. She charged forward, head bent and positioned to tackle. The human grunted at the sudden impact, almost losing her balance but managing to catch herself. She attempted to grab the turian, but Pancreas ducked out of the way, offering her opponent the turian equivalent of a grin.
[02:19:10] Leah: I'M REALLY AMUSED
[02:19:43] Alyssa: pancreas the opportunist
[02:19:50] Alyssa: pancreas should be a turian gladiator
[02:20:46] mak: pancreas
[02:20:52] Leah: pancreas.
[02:21:06] mak: you might as well have named her gall bladder
[02:22:01] Leah: It only took a split second, but Gall Bladder saw her chance and seized it. She charged forward, head bent and positioned to tackle. The human grunted at the sudden impact, almost losing her balance but managing to catch herself. She attempted to grab the turian, but Gall Bladder ducked out of the way, offering her opponent the turian equivalent of a grin.
That was where Gall Bladder left her own opening.
[02:22:02] Leah: okay
[02:22:14] mak: FUCKING LAUGHING
[02:22:33] Leah: we're all idiots
[02:22:55] mak: WE REALLY ARE
[02:23:46] Leah: [02:23] Alyssa:
<<< also NO THATS NOT A RESPECTABLE NAME LIKE PANCREAS
[02:27:27] Leah: [02:23:04] Cody Anderson: I agree with alyssa
[02:25:27] Leah: mak said gall bladder
[02:27:03] Cody Anderson: actually
[02:27:05] Cody Anderson: name her spleen
[02:27:32] Leah: why do I ask you people for help
[02:27:37] mak: FUCKIN
[02:27:39] mak: LAUGHING
[02:27:49] Leah: IM ASKING MALICE FUCK ALL OF YOU
[02:27:52] mak: SPLEEN IS A GREAT NAME WHY DO YOU REJECT
[02:28:03] Leah: IM NOT NAMING HER SPLEEN WTF
[02:29:13] Leah: except now im going to have her damage her spleen somehow as homage to this
[02:29:23] mak: GIGGLING
[02:29:31] mak: it's not too hard to rupture a human spleen
[02:29:35] Leah: BUT TURIAN
[02:29:48] mak: a nfl tackle with no padding is enough to rupture it
[02:30:07] Leah: you wont be laughing when she almost dies from internal bleeding ok
[02:30:14] mak: SPLEEEEEEEEN
[02:30:48] Leah: are you crying out spleen for the sake of crying out spleen or are you crying out the turian's new nickname in hopes she doesn't die
[02:30:57] mak: GIGGLING
[02:31:04] mak: YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
[02:31:29] Leah: FFS
[02:31:54] Leah: A/N for chapter one: "SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN"
[02:36:12] Leah: i still havent written anything because you assholes suck at names
