heyo i’m soph, and this is my new fave bby marc alscott! like for plotting, and here’s like a list of headcanony stuff that i have come up with for him?
He works as a waiter in this kind of ritzy restaurant where one of the most popular ‘acts’ is this magician. (I’m going to casually ignore the fact Marc probably finds the magician is hot and that’s how the guy caught his attention in the first place.) One of the magician’s performances requires a volunteer, and he pulls a hundred-dollar bill out of the volunteer’s ear. Marc finds it especially amusing because the unlucky volunteer always seems to find themselves a few hundred dollars short at the end of the night.
Probably listens to Twenty-One Pilots to clear his head.
Heart on his sleeve? More like heart stored in a deadbolted safe hidden at the bottom of the sea, but somehow it’s still beating. He does not fall in love, he will not offer you a shoulder to cry on, and he definitely bottles up the majority of his feelings. The kind of guy who you say love yourself to sincerely, and he laughs it off cause he does. Right?
Very pretty easily readable handwriting, probably almost made it into a font, but that’s money.
He doesn’t use emojis and his texting is very grammatically correct? Fuck that when it comes to ig though :)
He’s kind of a control freak kind of just really wants to prove that he’s better than the people who gave up on him thought. Borders on an addiction to being number one. When it manifests it’s ugly.
His parents were an overworked mom, who had a baby at 16 and worked at a strip club nights to put food on the table and a disneyland dad who has a steady job and a ‘real family’ to take care of. The money from his real job goes to keeping her and his little brother happy and comfortable, and a lot from the scamming does too.
If he’s not working or scamming people you can find him chatting up whoever he thinks is the prettiest person in the room.
Speaking of, he swings both ways, violently, with a bat. ;)
Has a serious thing for chocolate, when asked about his sweet tooth he’ll joke that it’s just a front to hide his cocaine habit. Not that it’s much of a joke, he does do cocaine. Good luck getting him to admit to that seriously though.
More street smart than book smart.
Lowkey the most ambitious fucker you’ll ever have the displeasure of meeting.
He’s a Capricorn and I’m Working On It.
Totally charms the hell out of people in the process of scamming them, and is genuinely insulted when they don’t like him after they find out he was using them.
