#shadyshit91

[larrytheship]

The Guardian, a very reputable newspaper in the UK, has just issued a short article about the whole Euphoria shitfest today lol.

As per, the larries are painted in a less than savory light (read: our ‘fantasising’ about harry and louis’ relationship), but what else is new. Just wanted to pop it out there!

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/jul/02/louis-tomlinson-did-not-approve-hbo-drama-sex-scene-with-harry-styles

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What a compelling argument, if Mary the librarian and Dave the truck driver don’t remember Louis has a child, then that child has now stopped existing! Larrie magic!

Yes, babygate has mostly ended, except for how Louis mentioned his child literally yesterday in a radio interview!

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Was trying to find some Hamille freakouts since y’all paid me dust with it and decided to instead have a misogyny and kpop day in it.. I haven’t found anything substantial enough about it yet, but Blue was on a roll of ridiculous Larrie behavior today

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“Of course they’re both spotted on the same day. WHAT A COINCIDENCE. Except they weren’t spotted on the same day, because Harry’s pictures are from yesterday and Louis’ pictures are from a mystery day we don’t know, possibly earlier in the week when he went to Amsterdam with his girlfriend. Have I mentioned they’re in different fucking CONTINENTS?”

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Harry wrote he would leave everything for Louis and YET he hasn’t even said his name out loud in years..

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Yes, Louis is definitely gonna end his fatherhood before his relationship with his girlfriend

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“At some point, someday, both Harry and Louis would be in the U S of A at the same time, and when that happens it’ll be #LarryProof”

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The only way for you to see a headline about Louis’ child not being his child would be if you were hallucinating, Blue

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Y E A R S ??????? Y’all will still be here in YEARS? When Freddie is, what? Five? Seven? What??

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No, Blue, two international millionaires aren’t visiting your tumblr..

"Maybe I’m a disgusting misogynist but it would be fun if one day...” The tags.. Blue wouldn’t even be satisfied with her fetishizing fantasy becoming true, she wants Briana to be “dragged through (the) mud so she gets nothing but shit”

This is a day in Larrie land..

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Come with me on a journey!

It was Daisy and Phoebe’s birthday, and Louis, like the amazing brother that he is, took the whole group out to celebrate and try to make these difficult times a little less daunting

Phoebe posted this video of Louis and Eleanor on her snapchat

Up until that point, the Larrie accounts had posted the video without cropping, probably because they hadn’t realized it was her

In fact, some peeps even tried to say it actually wasn’t

But then Daisy posted this

And the awkward cropping began

And then the lashings

And the cherry on top of the disgustingness... this abhorrent use of Louis’ dead mother for a headcanon that Harry is there (just off camera, of course, I guess, hissing at Eleanor, who’s on camera) in a birthday celebration Louis does for little sisters to get their minds off their bigger sister passing away tragically

[lululawrence]

Well obvi have to send love to my fav @lululawrence ☺️💕 haha but also spreading the love to @dimpled-halo for her work on the podcast. LEGEND! To the astonishingly beautiful Blue @shadyshit91 she makes the Greek gods quake in their boots. To Eve @forreveries for her amazing art. To Miranda @justlikeyoux for her outstanding mood boards, love darling! & finally to the always hilarious Hayley @kindofsharethatt he never fails to make my stomach hurt and my eyes water from laughing so hard. 💕💕💕

awww bless this is a great one thank you! all the love to everyone here from heart anon!! @dimpled-halo, @shadyshit91, @forreveries, @justlikeyoux, @kindofsharethatt! you’re getting all sorts of heart emojis sent your way!!

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The lack of self awareness, ooof

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The lack of self awareness...

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(Shadyshit91)

(Theystudyrainbows)

So Larries, and very insistently, shadyshit91, who has a whole “masterpost” about it, believe Freddie is actually Tammi and Brett’s son, who has an entirely different name (even though he responds to Freddie and calls Briana “mommy”).

They think he’s not 3 years old, he’s actually older because he looks bigger you see... how much older differs from a few months to a year and a half (so your estimation of his age ranges quite broadly but you can’t accept he’s just... three)

According to them, Tammi and Brett raise Freddie and “lend him” to Briana so she can post him on social media. Even now that Briana and Tammi seem to be having issues, Tammi is either contractually obligated to “lend” her son to her estranged daughter or they’re not really fighting and it’s all fake.

According to them, proof of all this is Brett’s brother saying Freddie is his nephew, which... he is... Brett is Briana’s stepfather. He’s basically Freddie’s grandfather. Brett’s brother would be Freddie’s great uncle, but “great nephew” is not a commonly used term, especially in casual conversation. You would usually just use “nephew”. Just like my cousin’s kids are my first cousin once removed, I call them niece/nephew... It’s quite possible that Brett’s brother was also just exaggerating the family connection, since he’s barely met Freddie. This is something Briana’s family does a lot, there’s a reason Ashley (Brett’s sister’s daughter) was known as “cousin Ashley” for so long, even though Briana and her are not related at all

Then there’s the fact that Tammi and Brett spent a lot of time with him. Or that they dressed him in matching outfits. Because, you see, grandparents would never do that..

The biggest proof for them is how “similar” Freddie looks to Brett, even though there’s no similarity whatsoever other than in the fact that they’re all blondes with blue eyes (which Briana also is... and Louis has blue eyes and his sister is blonde), Freddie is Louis’ spitting image, no matter how hard they try to say Freddie looks “exactly like Brett and Austin”

I think the most damning piece of evidence of their delusion is this (credit to @brianaxjungwirth x9)

That is VERY CLEARLY the exact same baby from the first photo to the last. We’re literally seeing him grow in front of our eyes and he’s a gorgeous little boy that doesn’t deserve to be in the center of all this

You theorized he was a doll at the beginning, a borrowed child actor then, now his grandparents’ son that’s actually older, but here you have the living proof that he is just, in fact, Freddie. From the first to the last picture, and he’s growing accordingly to his age and there’s absolutely nothing weird or shady about anything about him

I’m gonna leave you with this lovely call for harassment by Blue, shadyshit91