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Christmas is Coming, the Goose is Getting Fat

A 2025 Advent fic by lululawrence

Greg James/Louis Tomlinson | 29k | 25/25 Chapters

Out of desperation, Louis has recently started a job where he cares for the swans that reside year round at a loch in Scotland. It's not a bad deal, overall. He gets to live in the castle whose land the swans live on and most of his expenses are taken care of.

But there's paperwork.

Louis hates filling out paperwork.

Thanks to a stroke of genius, he begins recording daily logs on his phone so he only has to fill out the paperwork once a week before sending it in.

Join Louis through the transcripts of his daily logs in the days leading up to Christmas as he deals with everything you would expect of a December in Scotland; winter storms, a leaking castle, learning more about muted swans than ever expected...... and his soulmate goose that shows up after Louis apparently meets his soulmate.

Too bad he doesn't know who his soulmate is, much less how to find him.

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so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed

stay for the night (in the palaces of my mind)

[Larry, 8.5k]

“Hello?”

It's tentative, the voice. Louis keeps his eyes firmly closed. This isn't real, he tells himself. This isn't happening. He’d been so careful.

Zayn was going to kill him. Fuck. He’d known better than to go out for a supply run on his own. But Susie had been sick and he hadn’t wanted to take Mike with him when he was so worried about his little sister. She was only eleven years old, it wasn’t like she could stay on her own.

He knows the rules. He knows that agreement that he’s made with Zayn. If I ever come back different-

He scrunches his eyes shut even tighter, as though that can keep the horrible truth at bay. He doesn’t have to be different, he tells himself. He can just ignore-

“Hello?”

Shut up, he thinks. This isn’t real. You’re not real. This isn’t happening.

“I’m sorry you feel that way,” the voice in his head whispers.

Written for the @howdidigethereficfest for the song 'Palaces'.

handweavers

mice are having sex in my walls :(

handweavers

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

gloriousbodies

@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

handweavers

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

eldriitchmurmurs

you fucked those mice yourself

handweavers

I fucked those mice myself

sometiktoksarevalid

#oh gods he got deeper with that than I anticipated #autism #so real #ouch

autistic-boydog

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked my Tumblr mutuals and they said "woof", "bark" and many similar things

charl0ttan

hey hold on gang. i have a parallel to draw between two pieces of media

dailycatsblog

louisuncropped

"Congratulations Marcos & Lucía!" LTHQ posted these louies getting engaged in Madrid (also seen here)

feral-ballad

Carrie Fountain, from Burn Lake; “Burn Lake 4”

schwartzbrodt

“How to get yourself into a strategically advantageous position to wrestle your asshole friend 101”

Tought by Steve Rogers

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

I've always thought it's too bad that disco is the only kind of dance that comes with an artifact. It's compelling that disco has a Ball. I want to know what secrets will be revealed if I gaze into it. There should be a hip-hop Cube. A ballroom Amulet. A swing Diadem.