#shaestel

[actualmariettaedgecombe]

i’m still here!

i disassociated and seem to have deleted and i have no real memory of what happened but here we are... it’s not all bad, though. i was debating deleting and starting over again for a long while. this is as good an excuse as any. if you want to still follow me, find me at @alzarians :)

[snowwhitewithanxiety]

george survives au where he's deeply conflicted bc on the one hand, katherine howard is a catholic who is stupidly religiously neutral and won't have theological debates with him, but on the other hand, damn is her fashion sense on point tho??

I’m pretty sure George would be like how he was with Chapuys and just chase Katherine around court preaching about his boner for the reformation.

[lucassfilm]

hmm yes please talk about student/teacher skysolo. y ess.

i’m so sorry i’m Awful and an enabler (this also goes to @deer-mook who asked for this too)

when they first meet han’s a thirty year old history professor who’s kind of regretting his career choice like he loves history but isn’t sure if teaching is for him and luke’s a twenty year old nerdy education major who dreams of becoming one of those teachers that makes a lasting and inspiring impression on their students

han’s the exact opposite—he’s the kind of professor who does this

luke is so fuck ing g ay ok and he’s not subtle about it!!! though initially he doesn’t outright flirt with han because he’s a Good Student (but he does go to his office hours a lot to ask about the readings tests etc)

han soon finds this enthusiastic and loud boy frustratingly endearing and this is A Problem b/c even after three whole years of teaching he’s never been attracted to a student before

they flirt constantly throughout the semester but they don’t actually get together until the next one when luke’s a senior and chooses han as a mentor for his thesis project and during one meeting han finally caves resulting in them having filthy sex in his office :~)

and just for fun: han drives a 1965 lincoln continental named milly which luke hates at first because he thinks it’s old and a piece of junk but he comes to love it in time

[snowwhitewithanxiety]

idk about u but i really love the fact that they gave elizabeth's coronation gown to jane parker in s4.

Season 4 Jane Parker wore Anne’s cream dress for her Lady In Waiting dress to Katherine Howard and Elizabeth’s coronation gown. 

They also have a promo shoot of her on horseback in Anne’s execution gown. A little bit of foreshadowing I think. 

I honestly thrive on that. 

[parkingsons]

I was working on homework but then I saw shaestel‘s pansy parkinson defense post and it made me cry tears of blood filled with righteous validated fury

[melmoths]

shaestel replied to your post “sometimes i remember that aquilia most likely got buried alive in the...”

shhhh shhhh SHSSH HHHH NO

this is the stuff that keeps me up at night, shae. welcome to hell

[snowwhitewithanxiety]

TAKING A BREAK FROM RESEARCHING THAT STUPID SLUT KITTY TO CHECK HOW YOUR RESEARCH OF THAT EVIL OLD SHREW JANE IS GOING???????????

Well that dastardly bitch is certainly keeping me entertained. I’ve been combing through every fucking letter/record I can find to see if perhaps the shrew had the audacity to assist anyone besides that one guy whose letter survives (and whose name escapes me atm). 

But sometimes that incestuous frat boi George distracts me with his Evangelical shenanigans. 

[snowwhitewithanxiety]

[george boleyn voice] I CAME HERE TO BUY FALCONS AND PREACH ABOUT THE REFORMATION. AND I JUST BOUGHT A FALCON.

*Chapuys screaming Catholicly in the background as he desperately flees the scene*