The one upside of all this Richard iii torture is that at least now I have a good excuse as to why I couldn't get anything else done today



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The one upside of all this Richard iii torture is that at least now I have a good excuse as to why I couldn't get anything else done today
honestly after barely recovering from the half second clip in that trailer, i'm low key really scared. because given how overwhelming hamlet was (in the best way possible of course) i don't know what's going to happen to me when riii actually comes out. when i saw martin do it i thought there was no way for it to get better but then i found out ben was and just. no. they can't keep doing this too me, just let me exist in peace please it is too. damn. much.
So I’m not exactly sure how it came up but the other night after Hamlet, selenaguardi, hideouspumpkin, ordinarilygraceful, another friend, addignisherlock (in spirit) and I were at the pub and singing the fresh prince of bel air theme song and then I went home and this sorta just...happened:
Now this is a story all about how My life got cut short in this town And if you'd like to take three hours just sit right there I'll tell you how I lost the crown to which I should've been heir
In Elsinore, Denmark born and raised At Wittenberg is where I spent most of my days Reading and writing and hanging a lot With my best friend Horatio (also he's hot)
Until my uncle Claude, who's as cold as a shark Started something rotten in the state of Denmark I went a lil bit mad and he made a plan He said "you're going with those two fools back to England"
I needed a way out that had to be quick I figured switching the letters would be a good trick If anything casualties probably weren't best But don't worry cause I'm only mad north-northwest
I, got, into a sword fight that turned quite gory Plead to Horatio; bro! tell my story Fortinbras gets the kingdom, pray that you mark And say goodnight to the sweet prince of Denmark
AS YOU LEEK IT IS PLAYING IN DENVER THIS IS NOT A DRILL I AM SO EXCITEEEEE
gonna go see it 8x i am so exciteeeeeee
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: hamlet is happening right now like literally RIGHT NOW there are people on the stage and people in the theatre watching the people on that stage and they're speaking some of the most beautiful words ever written on paper, words that have transcended time and space to bring us closer to encapsulating the essence of humanity because nothing can capture the existential experience of anxiety, depression, isolation, love, and loss like these words can and ben's the one saying them like what if he's doing "what a piece of work is man" at this exact moment how can we be expected to just live our lives while this is happening in the world right now
getting to spend the day at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival was worth the three hour drive to Ashland
I just compared fuckboy to Macbeth, SO TAKE THAT 11TH GRADE ENGLISH.
wild thought: Gertrude was in love with Claudius but was made to marry King Hamlet and so she encouraged Claudius to kill the king so they could be together