#shakespearean-shadow

[askthehitchhikers]

shakespearean-shadow started following you

Oh, hello, sir. I don't believe we've formally met, but I have seen you about. My name is Phinny, and it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. 

[milo-made-this]

So I decided to work on my muscles. And Dorian was my guinea pig in this case, since Shadow DID say he should be more muscular.

...

I regret nothing.

[asktheghosthost]

⊗

"The Rose"Some say love, it is a river That drowns the tender reed Some say love, it is a razor That leaves your soul to bleed Some say love, it is a hunger An endless, aching need I say love, it is a flower And you it’s only seed It’s the heart afraid of breaking That never learns to dance Its the dream afraid of waking That never takes the chance It’s the one who won’t be taken, Who cannot seem to give And the soul afraid of dying That never learns to live And the night has been too lonely And the road has been too long And you think that love is only For the lucky and the strong Just remember in the winter Far beneath the bitter snow Lies the seed that with the sun’s love, In the spring, becomes a rose.

—Leann Rimes, “The Rose"

[asktheghosthost]

((Choose any kind of text. And let's make it be from Dorian!))

[♥ - For a regular text.]

2:32 p.m.: Sooooo bored! Wish you were here with me. We’re having technical issues. “Playful spooks" my heinder, someone threw a water bottle on the Doom Buggy track, and it got crushed and jammed in the Omnimover. So I’m

2:34 p.m.: [continued] stuck in my portrait, unable to leave because maintenance thinks we’ll have things moving “momentarily." It’s been five minutes, let’s just do an evac and declare it closed for an hour. The kidlings are screaming.

2:40 p.m.: Boop!

2:41 p.m.: Bop

2:42 p.m.: She bop

2:43 p.m.: He bop

2:43 p.m.: A we bop

2:44 p.m.: I bop, you bop, a they bop!

2:45 p.m.: Oop, back to work! Love you!

[ben-the-hyena]

5 followers ! Thank you, shakespearean-shadow !

-EDIT-

And thank you you too, pta-v4 !

[asktheghosthost]

Wait, you're running around in the nude without ME, Dorian? I'm quite upset about this.

Sorry, love, got caught up in the moment. We’ll do it again when you’re here, I promise! ^_^

[asktheghosthost]

My dearest Dorian, I had just realized something! It has almost been a year since you and I have been together. You know this means I shall be paying you a visit in the near future so that we may celebrate. Oh, I do look forward to seeing you soon, my love. We have been apart for far too long <3

Far, far too long, m’dear. ^_^ I’ll be counting the seconds until you arrive!

-Yours in Eternity,

Dorian Gracey

[asktheghosthost]

Dorian, Dorian, Dorian, I do hope you realized that picture of you in er- THAT outfit has caused quite a few.... um.... not-so-innocent thoughts on my part. All I can say is that I now greatly look forward to the next time I pay you a visit at the Mansion, and I do hope that shall be very soon. I'm going to be having.... thoughts for a while...

*Out of breath from running, he collapses, draped dramatically across the couch.* I… just had… to grope… an alligator. *Brightens* But you’re my number three! *Reaches up, and through the magic of Disney and the digital world, because not mentioning anything would contradict this very ask and the nature of their long distance relationship, squeezes Shadow’s cheeks* I wub ooo!