Mar 30, 2013
Yeah... that's me.
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Yeah... that's me.
I married this one. Believe it or not she's a beautiful lady. Rachel is totally awesome.
If you think this faceshake is something, you should see her "critter face." I'll post a few critter faces on down the road.
This picture was taken at a birthday dinner in front of the entire family. You see, the thing about families is, if they aren't silly I'm not interested. My wife came from an incredibly silly family. Bless them all.
The first time I ever "posed" for a faceshake, this lady here was holding the camera. I've shaken a lot of face over the years with her. She's also quiet the motorboater.
One of these faces reminds me of Regan from The Exorcist. Watch out for pea soup. Speaking of, if you've never seen Roller Boogie, I highly recommend it. Linda Blair on roller skates...
A wedding is a serious situation. Lifelong commitments are no laughing matter, and you should behave as such. Get dressed in your finest Sunday clothes, sit quietly through the ceremony, politely congratulate the couple after eating a modest amount of the food and enjoy no more than one drink.
Or just say to hell with it, get hammered, stuff your face and then shake it off.
Group motorboat or inbred gangbang? I wasn't there so I'm not sure.
Simone (dog) is in a constant state of face shake. She is a hyperactive pit with a heart of gold. Nutty (human) also has a heart of gold and a fridge of nice beers. Both Simone and Nutty are as funny and sweet as humanly/caninely possible.
Sometimes you get tired of playing marco polo, so you play sharks and minnows. Then you realize sharks and minnows was more fun when you were 3 feet tall, so you do back flips off the diving board instead. After the first head gets cracked on the edge of the pool you remember why the lifeguard at the public pool wouldn't let you do back flips. Let's keep it safe out there kids... stick to shaking face.