Shakeyerface

Face shaking, also known as jowling, is simple. Shake your mug and snap a photo mid-shake. Hilarity ensues!!! Send me your face shake photos and I’ll post them here. Email me with your pics and any appropriately hilarious descriptions at [email protected]. Don’t forget to share this page on your Facebook, Twitter or just write #shakeyerface on the bathroom wall of a dive bar for a great time.

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Yeah... that's me.

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I married this one. Believe it or not she's a beautiful lady. Rachel is totally awesome.

If you think this faceshake is something, you should see her "critter face." I'll post a few critter faces on down the road.

This picture was taken at a birthday dinner in front of the entire family. You see, the thing about families is, if they aren't silly I'm not interested. My wife came from an incredibly silly family. Bless them all. 

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The first time I ever "posed" for a faceshake, this lady here was holding the camera. I've shaken a lot of face over the years with her. She's also quiet the motorboater.

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One of these faces reminds me of Regan from The Exorcist. Watch out for pea soup. Speaking of, if you've never seen Roller Boogie, I highly recommend it. Linda Blair on roller skates...

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A wedding is a serious situation. Lifelong commitments are no laughing matter, and you should behave as such. Get dressed in your finest Sunday clothes, sit quietly through the ceremony, politely congratulate the couple after eating a modest amount of the food and enjoy no more than one drink. 

Or just say to hell with it, get hammered, stuff your face and then shake it off.

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Group motorboat or inbred gangbang? I wasn't there so I'm not sure.

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Simone (dog) is in a constant state of face shake. She is a hyperactive pit with a heart of gold. Nutty (human) also has a heart of gold and a fridge of nice beers. Both Simone and Nutty are as funny and sweet as humanly/caninely possible.

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Sometimes you get tired of playing marco polo, so you play sharks and minnows. Then you realize sharks and minnows was more fun when you were 3 feet tall, so you do back flips off the diving board instead. After the first head gets cracked on the edge of the pool you remember why the lifeguard at the public pool wouldn't let you do back flips. Let's keep it safe out there kids... stick to shaking face.

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I don't really think a caption is necessary, but I'll write one up anyway. When you can get an entire room to shake face together, you're doing it right, and by "it" I mean floating the keg pretty soon.

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Sometimes faceshaking is enough, some times it isn't. On those days when laughs are running short, a little motorboating is necessary to up the ante. When you combine the two, you're certain to bust a gut... and spray drool all over the room.

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Oh hi Deni! Where to begin with Deni... Well, Deni likes to buy you shots so why not shakes? Deni is a rare bird indeed; she gets sad but saddest when you're sad, but never to your face! To your face she's all laughs to cheer you up. Thanks Deni, you're a champion of the shake.

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From my first follower! This picture cracks me up and scares the hell out of me. It looks like it could be in the liner notes of an Aphex Twin album cover or something. Or maybe a quick cut scene from a remake of Jacob's Ladder. Either way, it rules!

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I don't work hard but I work regular hours. It's what "grownups" do. Every now and then I get out of town. When I do, I always meet people because I'll talk to anyone. Usually it ends up being the bar tender, or the housekeeper, or maybe the guy at Circle K that sells me my cigarettes. Sometimes I actually meet another traveler or two. Such was the case when I went to Las Vegas last year. There I meet these righteous babes from Austin. We had a blast blowing money in Vegas and I taught them to faceshake. Apparently they enjoyed it, because nearly a year later, during SXSW, I got a picture from them and they were shakin' it! Since I've never had the opportunity to attend SXSW, I was thrilled to be remembered. Thanks for the picture ladies!

Note: sailor hats are optional but always appreciated.

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Face shaking, also known as jowling, is simple. Shake your mug and snap a photo mid-shake. Hilarity ensues!!!

First up, me!!! I don’t have many marketable skills, but I can shake face! This was outside a great venue in Birmingham, AL called Bottletree. If you’re in town, come see a great show and have a beer.

Send me your face shake photos and I’ll post them here. Email me with your pics and any appropriately hilarious descriptions at [email protected]. Don’t forget to share this page on your Facebook, Twitter or just write #shakeyerface on the bathroom wall of a dive bar for a great time.