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When you hear “Triple Threat” and “alone” in the same sentence.

Shale is so done with Alex, Eyvindr, and Elias’ shenanigans... there’s a reason they’re called the Triple Threat.

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Captain Alex and Doctor Laughter are all dressed and ready to go to @rain-dinners-gala

PS: A short story under the cut on why they’re going and a reason behind their outfits.  And Alex’s scars are a bit too light, so I may fix that up tomorrow.

Alex: Alright, I think I’m ready for the Rain Dinners Gala.

Rin: What are you wearing?

A: ... my Dad’s formal suit he wore to marine events.

R: Uh-Uh, take it off.

A: Wha-why? It’s my best formal.

R: It’s a marine suit and you’re going to a pirate’s party.

A: And? It said formal attire.

R: facepalm Ugh, its like Clarence all over again... Who’s hosting it again?

A: Sir Crocodile, one of the Schichibukai er- former schichibukai. A man who knows how to plan and has the tenacity to go through with them. He also ate the-

R: Alright, alright! I get it, you got the hots for him along with almost all the others... So, since this is someone you want to notice you then wear something that will catch his eye.

A: blush I do not have the... sigh Like what?

R: Hmm, what about this red dress?

A: That? Uh-uh, it restricts a lot of my movement; I’d rather wear something I can still do acrobatics in.

R: Ah! Then this green one should work!

A: Tha-that’s a little... risque, isn’t it?

R: ...You’re the one who has it in her closet.

A: Shyahaha~ ha ha... yeeeeaaahhhh. Eyvindr bought that to try and sneak into a marine base, didn’t work for him so he forced me to wear it; have to say, one of my easiest infiltrations.

R: Uh-huh, you can tell me that later. Put this on while I figure out what to do with your hair.

Shale: And why, exactly, did you call me onto the deck if there was never an emergency to begin with Rin?

R: How else was I supposed to get you out of the medical room?

S: sigh Just- tell me what it is you wanted to tell me.

R: Capt’n’s heading to a fancy gala due to an open invitation by Crocodile.

S: ...And?

R: You’re the least likely to cause any chaos there and also most likely to keep Capt’n from doing something stupid, like blurting out pick-up-lines to a schihibukai.

A: Must you make me relive my torment?

R: Hi Capt’n!

S: I guess I have no other choice, huh? Fine, I’ll tag along just make sure you lot don’t get too injured while I’m gone. Have to go dig up my formal suit...

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Wanted by the Government

Alexandra “Alex the Dancer” Whickerson - 800,000->110,000,000 Beri / Dead or Alive: Wanted for multiple counts of murder, assault, theft of government supplies, grand larceny of cheese, multiple counts of swindling, destruction of property, and arson.

Elias Borden the Ax Murderer - 11,000,000->135,000,000 Beri / Dead: Wanted for multiple counts of murder and trespassing.

Eyvindr “Midori no Kaze” Hagebak - 82,000,000 Beri / Alive: 

Shale Laughter “Dr. Slaughter” - 2,000,000 Beri / Dead or Alive: 

Canda “Flashbang” Garza - 98,000,000 Beri / Alive: 

Rin “the Chibi” Higashi - 3,000->25,000,000 Beri / Dead or Alive: 

Marian “Merry” Mousse - 50,000,000 Beri / Dead or Alive: 

Luke and Liam Whickerson - 22,000 Beri / Dead or Alive: 

Kevin Farron - Beri / Dead or Alive: 

((Finally decided to post their bounties.  I’ll update with what they’re wanted for when I get around to it.))

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((Just a pic without blood on Vampire!Shale from the last ask.  I really am proud of this!))

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We all know Alex loves fried apples, but what about the rest of the crew? What's everyone's favorite foods? And what does Canda have the hardest time convincing them to eat?

Alex - Other than fried apples, she’s pretty good with different foods and there’s nothing she really dislikes… but she’s not that fond of red meat.

Elias - Handmade gingerbread cookies and raw oysters are his favorite foods, but he doesn’t like exotic dishes; as long as Canda doesn’t tell him what’s in it, he’ll eat it.

Eyvindr - Peanut butter with marshmallows! Which is not healthy. Canda practically has to force Eyvindr to eat healthier foods, but Eyvindr won’t touch it unless its exotic so Canda has a separate cook book just for the researcher.

Shale - A home cooked meal helps calm his nerves, especially if its a soup. He’s probably the easiest to convince on trying new foods.

Rin - Any sweet dish, she likes, though cookies are the best bet to her heart. Spicy foods are her worst enemy, Canda has such a hard time convincing her to try his least spicy dishes; it’s currently 200 tries with no success.

Canda - This young man adores spicy foods, his favorite dish is the hottest curry known to man. He confesses that he doesn’t like chocolate, but he’s working on it… slowly.