Addicted (2016) is so funny, it's killing me, Chai Jidan really does just know how to create little guys (and big guys) who are just suuuuch guys
- Gu Hai convincing his girlfriend he really hasn't been getting with other girls, because he hasn't, but could she please help him pretend to be poor so he can keep bothering this guy he's obsessed with who has been taking up all his time instead???? LMAO
- "I'm with you 24 hours a day and I've never seen you jerk off once"
- This whole thing where he can't stop touching Bai Luoyin and has already told him he can do anything Luoyin wants except leave him alone, and tries to claim it's normal for guys to masturbate and shower together, then introduces him to his friends who are like first of all no, he never touches us and won't let us touch him. Second of all, let us tell you how unrecognizably cute he is with his girlfriend! You wouldn't even know he's the same person. Bai Luoyin: What you're describing... isn't he just like that all the time with everyone? (/has only ever seen Gu Hai with him)
- The fun part for me is that I can't even tell how much Gu Hai understands of what he's feeling, when he really got angry over the idea that he was cheating on Lulu, and when he can be so shameless with Bai Luoyin and weather every rejection like it's nothing. But! He certainly understands more than Bai Luoyin does! sooo funny
- Gu Hai dognapped his uncle's dog as a present for Bai Luoyin. Surprise twist: He is now jealous of the dog because Bai Luoyin is more affectionate with it than him.
- Unrelated but: I LOVE that the rich parents want their two stepsons to move in with them and have spent the totality of the drama so far trying to get them to agree to come live under the same roof, to absolutely no avail on either son's end. Meanwhile both boys are regularly sleeping in the same bed under the same roof... just with the other, poor side of their stepfamily. Like what a premise. They're happy to move in together, they just hate YOU!!!
