#shaperaverse

[discarded-fork]

doomed by the narrative except the narrator is a character with motivations and those motivations are for you to fucking die .

[cathoderaytubemonitor]

Liking characters who only exist in audio is like. Lemme find a gif board of my fav character.

[nebulily-art]

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG!! LOCK AND LOAD LET IT GO THE LOATHSOME SIDESHOW'S COMING ON DOWN THE TOWN!!!! BARKER IN YOUR HAND ITS A BEDLAM JAM WE'LL BE TEARING IT UP ALL AROUND!!!!!! FIRE IN THE HOLE ITS A BREEZY STROLL WE'LL HAVE TEA IN HELL TODAY!!!!!!!! WHEN THE BLOOD RED DOGS COME TO DO A JOB AND SEND YOU ON YOUR WAY!!!!!!!!!!

[slime-enby]

i hate wanting to recommend a new song to people and its like. well okay this is a spoiler to part 5 of an ongoing space opera story thats already about 9 hours long...

[project-catgirlpiller]

My narrator told me that her Roses keep getting killed by the kratu and i asked her how many Roses she has and she Said when one gets Shot she simply sends the Cast to a new Planet and they Meet a new Rose sister and i told her that Just Sounds Like she's feeding roses to the narrative and then Paisley Piper started crying

[dreams-of-omniciidee]

Doomed by the narrative x Narrator who's trying her best to undoom her (it's not going to work)

[rolypolyjolllly]

Lloyd Allen x fem!reader headcanons!

𐙚⋆°.⋆♡⋆｡‧˚ʚ

he leaves you for a man

[do-u-love-the-color-of-the-skye]

God the blood red dogs have me in an absolute chokehold. Genuinely the best characters in both the New Albion tetralogy and the Fairypunk albums.

These fuckers

-were actively getting ready for a sneak attack and loudly singing

-Claim their backup and opponents are coming to them specifically because they're sexy

-are possibly robots of some kind???

-Lose to the Voodoopunks because they literally never considered that the music playing into their helmets would stop if they took off their helmets.

-As soon as the evil NARH government was replaced by politically powerful Voodoopunks, they joined up with them so loyally that they literally followed them into hell

-Taught Voodoopunks to fight so well they survived 20 years fighting Eldritch monsters in hell

-Waited to sing their extremely sick motif until Rachael specifically asked about them

-Imply the Angels hunted them because they quote "couldn't resist the blood red dogs sweet blood red kiss"

-Brought enough guns into Elysium (which they had presumably expected to be heaven) that they armed every single surviving Voodoopunk

-Left hell and immediately rejoined the current government and became evil again INSTANTLY

-stopped being evil just long enough to fight another group of dog-themed soldiers and got a heavy metal remix of their theme

-are the only characters to get their own merch and official logo

-are canonically hot???

-are exclusively led by men with the hottest singing voices ever

-are NOT a special forces unit or remotely tactful, they're just really good at killing people and causing havoc

-have a sick ass name

-Give the Mayor the opportunity to drop the phrase "unleash the dogs" when ordering them to commit a mass murder.

-Call THEMSELVES a sideshow.

Did I mention that they are canonically hot???

Edit: how could I forget that they not only did their little chorus, but their chorus, and entire bonus verse, and their chorus again rather than helping Rachael escape the horrific Eldritch monstrosities they just had an alarm about