Rules of the Brandon Sanderson fandom
1. Everyone has a part in the Mistborn trilogy that makes them cry. No exceptions. 2. Everyone has been massively blindsided by a twist at least once every book. No exceptions. 3. Everyone wants to read every single story that Brandon writes. No exceptions. 4. Everyone obsesses over at least one of the magic systems. No exceptions. 5. Everybody is on the lookout for Hoid. No exceptions. 6. Everyone knows that there's always another secret. No exceptions. 7. Everyone has had their Breath taken away by all of Brandon's big scenes. No exceptions. 8. Everyone smiles for Kelsier, but they're really sad inside. No exceptions. 9. Everyone keeps reading, even though they know that Brandon will kill all their favourite characters and crush their hearts. No exceptions. 10. Everyone knows that the Cosmere fandom is the best fandom. No exceptions. Remember, these rules have no exceptions. If you are a member of the Cosmere fandom and claim to be an exception, you know that deep down, you really aren't an exception.