PIGGY'S REVENGE…CAUTIONARY STORY FROM REAL LIFE
My (29m) name's raliggy and this ismy story. It was a night I still remmber anxiously, i'll nevrer ever forget it. 8 years ago. i was getting ready to moveout of my childhood house to step into the realworld. I essentially had everything ready for take off, my whole room was empty with all my items cramped up in boxes. Oh, how I wish I just left then. My mama then says,
"son you should check the attic. I'm sure you have some old things up there we could sell sometime soon son."
…In the cobwebby old attic, I came across this dingy box full of all these books I loved when I was younger! and of course, my old time favorite, lord of the flies. I decided to read it right then in there. However, as i turned every page, this wasn't the lord of the flies I remembered.. what happened to the island adventures? what happened to the B.L. (boar lunging)? and. what. why was everybody so scared of piggy?..
oh piggy... my favorite character back when I was an shy quirky classic novel larper... he was a smart cinnamonroll but dorky kiddo eveyfbody made fun of. but, how he was acting like he was so out of chafracter, why was piggy acting so weird? The whole time, he kept insisting that everybody was gonna die. All the pain ebverybody put Piggy through, they were gonna pay. That he was gonna kill everybody with his bare hands for breaking his goddamn glasses . This was not my piggy!! What wad this blasphemy!
Slowly but surely, as the pages turned. All the characters disappeared one by one with piggy explaining why ... Ralph (he stole piggys ideas and made them out to be his own!!) Simon (he was gay so he had to go), Roger(he tried to kill piggy with a boulder but piggy dodged), and then... LAst but not least. Jack. Jacck.. tormented piggy and teased him and ridiculed him, but not anymore..no... After sucha terrible montage of all the characters meeting their demises, thelast words I read.
"Just Piggy" shook me to my core..
Just then, I heard children screamifng and I shat myself tjhen fleed and never looked back... Nobody knows what happened to this mysterious lotf copy after this, but please, listen, listen to me, if you ever get a print that has piggy slowly descending into madness. HEED MY WARNONGS, DO NOT READ!
