the CCSMP cast is finished! (click for better quality!)
(NOTE: some members were NOT added or may not have the correct skin, I did the very best I could, but I couldn't find everyone's usernames. If you are a member of CCSMP who isn't on here or has the wrong skin, just send me your username and the skin you use for CCSMP and i'll fix it!)
In which Nom, Scott, Cherri, and Shauna discuss Nom's great ass, where he stores his luck
Nom: Like, I, like, my like go-to dress attire is like a nice--
Cherri: Dude--!
Nom: --black shirt. Like, bro, a nice black shirt and black pants, I pu-I-I hit that shit.
Nom: (reading chat) "You saying your--" (laughs, takes a breath) "You saying your dress up as black shirt with black trousers is very (trying not to laugh) on character for you." Listen! You gotta understand--!
Cherri: (in the background) Oh that was the critical capture sound.
Nom: I hit that shit. You must understand, a black shirt may be simple, but I look hot as fuck in it, okay? I hit that shit!
Shauna: (overlapping Cherri) Them cheeks, them cheeks!
Cherri: (overlapping Shauna, quieter) He hit that shit.
Nom: I might be caked up on a Tuesday afternoon in these black trousers.
Shauna: You are.
Cherri: Hello? (Shauna and Nom laugh) What's happening.
Shauna: I'm here for rooting for my homie.
Nom: (laughs harder) Scott, you do-we can not be saying "I'll be the judge of that," hold up. What the--
Shauna: Listen. He's cheeked.
Nom: (reading chat) "he said it so proudly," I know!
Shauna: That's GOAT right there.
Nom: I carry all my luck in the ass, it's fine.
Shauna: You do.
Cherri: He does carry (Nom begins to laugh) all his luck in the ass, we know this.
Shauna: All the luck is in the ass, there's a shamrock on it.
Nom: This has been discussed, this has been agreed on. This has been agreed on.
Shauna: There's a whole shamrock.
Cherri: This is why I can never nerf him. Because I can't. (Shauna and Nom laugh) It's too caked up, I just can't.
Nom: Oh, not the cake, okay (through laughter) I got you Scott.
Shauna: It's insane. I thought Nom was joking until I met him.
Cherri: Stored in the ass. (Nom continues to laugh)
Nom: So stupid. (Shauna laughs) So fucking stupid.
Shauna: Listen.
Cherri: All the luck is stored in the ass.
Nom: All the luck is stored in the ass.
Shauna: You can wear clothing that pronounces the ass, so all your luck is there.
Nom: Pffft. (begins laughing)
Shauna: What was that trumpet noise?
Nom: (through laughter) I'm sorry, I just read a message from Scott that might be the most deranged shit that I've ever read in my life.
Shauna: Is it, "do the ass again?"
Nom: Scott goes, "I will say now, if you have (Cherri laughs) cake for days I'm gonna be pissed. Cause that on a straight guy feels like a waste." (Nom laughs hysterically)
Cherri: (overlapping Shauna) No but he's correct! No but he's correct. No but he's right, no but he is right, it is a waste. It is a waste!
Shauna: (overlapping Cherri) Thing is, he's gonna be really pissed. I don't know how to break it to him; he's gonna be so pissed.
Cherri: (overlapping Shauna) It is a waste, he's right though!
Nom: (through laughter) That's so fucking funny.
Shauna: He's so correct. And I can't wait.
Nom: (calming down) Oh my god. That's so fucking funny, holy shit.
Cherri: (sounding defeated) No but he's right...
Nom: (reading chat) "What are you gonna do with it?"
Cherri: (also reading chat) "What are you gonna do with it? Nothing."
Shauna: Shake it, hello?
Nom: Bro, I-what do you mean 'what are you gonna do with it,' I-I can simply have that thang. It's fine.
Shauna: (while clapping for emphasis) He shakes that shit. You do not get it. (Shauna laughs, with cats meowing loudly in the foreground for five seconds)
Nom: Also everyone appreciates a good ass. Like, it doesn't-like, this is fine.
Shauna: Exactly!
Nom: Everyone ap-that can be appreciated by everybody. It's fine.
Shauna: Exactly. What is a man without a good ass? (Cherri and Nom splutter out a laugh) A man.
Nom: Twitchcon--
