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[orangeocelotmartyn]

Gem: I did see my favorite hate comment ever today though? I-I think it might be my fav-my favorite hate comment. And--it-it was that I'm turning Hermitcraft gay. (she laughs) It-it gave me a-a very good laugh. It--they, they meant it as hate, so genuinely, but I did not take it that way.

Gem: Like--(giggling) I. Find myself in situations so frequently, where the men are roleplaying kissing each other, and if I could stop them, I would, okay. I would be more homophobic, I would stop them! I can't! They keep going, I (through laughter) I don't know what it is.

Gem: But it's not me, it's-it's th--nobody's holding a knife to them right now and making them do that. (laughs)

Gem: They're just like it. I don't-it's not me. (laughs) God, it was one of my favorite comments I've gotten. I-I immediately sent it to Grian. (laughs)

Gem: (eight seconds of silence) I'll take credit, if I-if somebody has to take credit, I can. (laughs) But I don't think, I don't think it's me. (five seconds of silence, then, laughter) Entry (? she says a Twitch chatter's name here) thank you for the twenty-three months, I haven't, but I'll look into it. I have heard--well, I've heard of Project Hail Mary, actually--

Gem: I should read that, I have heard a lot about it. (six seconds of silence, then reading a comment) "It's not you." Yeah, I don't think it's me, unfor-the men are just like that. They-they're-they-they're like it. Already. I don't know. They-they came like it. I didn't--it wasn't season eight that that started.

[aureachaos]

Birch Kingdom is auctioning off a shulker box of glow lichen (which no one else has). Marm had an interesting second bid

Avid was being a menace in Vintage's chat throughout all of this

Transcript of video:

Marm: So, Vivid, right?

Vintage starts dying

Viking: YES!

Vintage: Yes, what about Vivid?

Marm: My bid #2 is, if I win this, you get one entire of Avid in a cat maid to be your maid

Vintage resumes dying even more, curling up into a ball from laughter

Viking: Did you run this by him before?

Marm: Nah

Viking: Okay, okay, so unwilling catmaid, possibly

Marm: Maybe. I guess that would depend on how nicely you ask

Viking: For both- for the entirety of the Birch Kingdom, or for me?

Marm: Yep. One irl week for the Birch Kingdom to use your catmaid as the maid that he should be

Viking: Okay, you know, that's, right

[everett-true-daily]

[grigemling]

gem immediately calling grian out, ethos bewildered “what??” and grians pouting tone this clip is just perfect to me

transcript:

Grian: I-I've killed… I've killed so many trident guys and not got a trident this season.

Gem: I got a trident and then Grian told me that tridents were not very impressive when I was excited.

Etho: What??

Grian: I was just trying to make myself feel better.

[Gem laughs]

Etho: Tridents are awesome.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

what—and i cannot stress this enough—EVERRRRRRRRRRR :(

[Video Description:// A compilation of clips from three different Dan and Phil videos. Closed captions appear at the bottom of the screen throughout.

The first is from a video of them reacting to episode two of Heated Rivalry. They are sitting on a couch with a blanket on their laps. At the bottom of the screen is a super imposed video that shows what they are reacting to. A character on screen—Shane—wears a tan fleece with a red patch on the sleeve.

The second clip is from a video of them reacting to episode three of Heated Rivalry. They are in the same setup as the previous clip, but wearing different clothing. Two characters are on screen—Kip and Elena. Elena is wearing an orange and purple striped coat.

The third and fourth clips are from Phil‘s birthday live stream. Dan and Phil sit in their office. At the end of the third clip, Phil gets up and leaves the room to find his jacket. In the fourth and final clip, Phil returns wearing a blue fleece with clouds on it. There is red lining the collar and orange, red, yellow, and green buttons. There is also a red pocket with a vertical zipper. //End VD.]

[TRANSCRIPT]

Clip 1:

P: I want that Canadian fleece! We’ve just…

D: I’ve got a nice Seattle fleece.

P: I’ve been steal-

D: Why are you pausing it for a fleece?

P: I’ve been stealing Dan’s fleece ‘cause I’ve realised I’ve only got massive coats and thin jackets. I need a medium fleece for my birthday.

Clip 2:

P: Yeah. I like her coat. I would like a warm coat that’s not too thick. (laughs)

D: I have- I- I haven’t gotten you a jacket for your birthday.

P: Can I have one?

Clip 3:

P: This is a spoiler, so I’m not gonna read the question. “Did Dan get Phil a… nice present that he was hinting at a lot?”

D: I said I wasn’t gonna.

P: However, you like me, don’t you? So he did! Shall I get it?

D: You know you want to show them!

P: I’m gonna get- I’m gonna show it off! I’m gonna show off my gift.

Clip 4:

D: Oh my god, I was wheeling the chair back so-

P: Look at this! How cool is this jacket? Thank you, Dan.

D: I w- Yeah. Sure.

P: I love it. I love it! I feel like-

D: You better. Fucking hell.

P: -the ins-

D: I already got him, uh, three things and then he was like, “I want a fleece.”

P: “I want a fleece.” It’s perfect! I feel like being inside isn’t doing it justice. When I was outside the other day, walking past a tree—the other day being yesterday, which is when I got this present—I looked very whimsical outside.

D: Like a sky gnome.

P: People really like it. Thank you! I- I love it!

[glitterbottle]

Calm down, Shen Yuan.  Airplane needs something right now!  There's no time to answer questions like "how'd you find my address?" or "I'm on the 6th story of an apartment complex, how the hell did you get here?" or--

[ID in alt text]

Transcript: 2-Panel Comic [Panel 1] Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky, a bit sweaty, wearing an apologetic smile, is half-way through climbing into someone's room through the window. He nervously says, "Hey, Cucumber-bro! Sorry for showing up without notice! I need help with a thing..." [Panel 2] Shen Yuan is in his bed, startled, sat up, blanket thrown off. He had just been awoken, not wearing his glasses, hair slightly disheveled, and has bags under his eyes. He screams at Airplane, "How the fuck did you get my address?!" /End Transcript

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Artist Note: ...The body pillow that got covered by Shen Yuan's leg

[gaynicorosberg]

genuinely i think the reason nico is lewis’ number 1 defender is because he wants to be the only person allowed to slag him off

edit: adding a transcription of what was said

her : You know Lewis well, what did he do in the summer break that helped him press that reset button so effectively ? Nico : Lewis pressed the reset button ? He just crashed on his own. her : No no but— Nico : [laughing] we’ve never seen that before.

her: —He definitely was in a better frame of mind. Okay, making mistakes but that-

[151ae]

zam roasts minute, or as i like to call it, Why Did She Say That