#shayne things

[beethozart]

Shayne- amarit bbgun

Me- I slept weird too

Me-Bbgun

Me- Rlly

Shayne- rlly plly olly

Me- I would totes punch u in the face if I were in range

Shayne- whenever I hear "totes" I always think about totebags

Me- Good

Me- I'll smack u with one

Me- The hide UR body in it

Me- Throw u in da lake

Shayne- I LIKE HOW UR IS CAPITALIZED

Shayne- BEAUTIFUL

Me- My phone does that

Shayne- why would you throw me in the lake?

Shayne- so I can lochness conversation up and throw away the key?

Me- They'd never find u

Me- Yeah I really am gonna do it now

Me- That was the final straw

Shayne- omg omg help im dying

Me- No help from me

Me- I'll give you the gift

Me- The gift of fuckin death

[beethozart]

Me- And fuck body image sometimes I feel like a fat tub or literal lard and then other times its like "well yeah id probably fuck me"Wtf is that about

Friend- I have nooooo idea, however, I know exactly what you are talking about, though a poor body image is what I tend to lean towards more often

Friend- im just like

Friend- "ew, no wonder im single with this ET body"

Me- Dying

[beethozart]

(we were talking about killing children) (yes i know i will burn in hell whatever)

Me- but pneumonia is a painful way to go

Shayne- Or just, put asbestos in the attic of their house

Me- or we could just crucify them

Shayne- better yet

Shayne- just send them to kevin's

Shayne- and let them do whatever they do over there

Me- drink vodka with water, get drugged

Me- and smoke weed? idfk

Shayne- they'd get diddled to death~

Me- we could send the boys to

Me- wait

Me- who is creepy that we know

Shayne- brando

Me- OH GOD

Shayne- send them there with a 40 and a letter explaining how much u dont love him

Shayne- they'll be goners

Me- OH MY GOD