#dying forever

[imnotverybright]

if you helped make the mcgraw hill accounting homework, you will be reincarnated as the flea. this question says this couple has a child under 17. they make under $400000 per year. they qualify for the child tax credit. WHY IS MY ANSWER OF $2200 CHILD TAX CREDIT WRONG???? THAT IS HOW MUCH THEY GET! THAT IS THE CHILD TAX CREDIT!

[mannequinentity]

Pulling my hairs my life is spaghetti wrong and my muses are the meatballs for the saucey dinner plates.

[dykethiing]

You call yourself a fidget toy like you won’t be the one fidgeting in my lap while I’m caressing your thigh and moving your head to plant kisses along your jawline 🤭

- 🌟💙🌟

😳 hi I just had to dig my nails into my palms LOL between this and the last anon… I am dizzyyyy

[possumkingluca]

I finally got the sopping wet cat

that took so long i am going to die

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[glazedvsion]

sorry so many people called out today but i am so sick i wont be staying longer than i have to

[finnycore]

it doesn’t really matter, does it? nothing does. as long as we’re still friends. because in the end, that’s everything, isn’t it?

[technicolourtelevision]

This really was something [source]

[animus-inspire-archive]

"Rumors say you have imagined me dancing on the Honey Bee Inn's stage, though in what outfit is left for you alone to confirm." Was there a trace of amusement in the Turk's eyes, or merely a teasing trick of the lights? His eyes left the man, lingering only in passing as the Turk made his way through, other matters still calling his attention elsewhere. "Then again," Tseng continued as he walked away, "they *are* just rumors."

There was a stunned silence as Tseng offered up his rumours to the Director, his mouth working soundlessly until the Turk had come and gone. Entirely unfair, calling him out like that without notice. Bastard. 

As the poised figure made his way down the corridor, Reeve turns to call out after him, “If someone tells you not to imagine a pink shoopuff, what do you think of?...

At least you’re wearing something!”